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Amber

About Me

First and foremost..Im gay. Yeah there I said it..its alll out on the table! Im the gayest of gay. Let me explain..I like to sleep on playgrounds and play the game "DONT TOUCH THE GROUND ITS LAVA!!"..its pretty much the most intense game ever played..ever. I love twinkies in their fattening greasy creamy goodness. Hostess if you are reading this..you will soon be recieving the karate chop of DOOM (for going bankrupt and ruining everything that was the wonders of twinkies! now i must eat EQUATE twinkies! SERIOUSLY?!!?)..i sent that uh karate shop via UPS guy..be ready! Anywho Yeah I love to go all day without brushing my hair..its pretty much the coolest. I use the phrase.."ehhhhyy giiirrrl look at dat BUTT!"..way too often...I do my best thinking when I have banana popsicles and cinnamon bun ice cream within arms length. I like to mountain bike..in the nude..ok not in the nude..BUT FULLY CLOTHED! ahhhhh!. yeah. I laugh everytime patrick star laughs..if thats not great comedy im not sure what is..I think people with mullets cant be trusted. I cant sleep with someone beside me without touching them in some sort of way..creepy creepo! HEY IM A SNUGGLING FOOL! LAY OFF ME! I am overly sarcastic...97.344% of the time. I think relationships are the gayest things ever invented.. beside gel pens..NOW THAT was a good idea. I think my ninja turtles t-shirt is pretty much SCHWAAEEET.. Wearing random stuff from goodwill is DA COOOOOLIEST! I like dancing to crazy techno music..it gets pretty crazy immm not gunna lie. I hate it when people are gumpy grouchy. I like to run and workout allll day errrrrrrrrday!! I love my friends deyyys da greatest evvvaa!!..yep that pretty much sums up my gayness..besides that im pretty boring. I go to school, eat, sleep, and act gay. Yep pretty boring.

My Interests

I dont really understand this question(i dont understand alot of stuff heh)

I'd like to meet:

who wouldnt i like to meet..i think thats the real question at hand..

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Music:

Michael Jackson, Haste the Day, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, From Autumn to Ashes, Bullet for my Valentine, Saosin, Chiodos, Comeback Kid, Underoath, Hollywood Undead, Drop Dead Grogeous, Brand New, Everytime I Die, AS I Lay Dying, Scary Kids Scarying Kids, Silverstein, The Devil Wears Prada, Thrice, Matchbook Romance, A Plea for Purging, Green Day, Thursday, The Killers, Muse, Beck, 80s music, Paramoure, 30 Seconds to Mars (Jared Leto=gorgeous), From First to Last, The Used, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Motion City Soundtrack, Coheed and Cambria, Madonna, Elton John, Jewel, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Story of the Year, Taking Back Sunday,Atreyu, Radiohead, Senses Fail.

Movies:

I like old movies like Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday (i really like audrey hepburn bc she was so beautiful not to mention a fashion genious! ugh gah i just want her to be alive right now!) and Casablanca. I love comedies... anything with David Spade, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn(they are hilarious) uh Saving Silverman, can't really think of any others on the spot
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Television:

I LOVE SEINFIELD!! I also love Will and Grace, Family Guy, Futurama, That's So Raven, The Simpsons, and What Not to Wear, and now I like that show The Final Fu!!!..omg i so want to take like tae kwon do or kung fu..i would sooo kick some ass...oh and I LOVE to watch boxing..if a boy took me on a date to boxing match id prolly put out on the first date..LOL JK!!!! but i would be happy
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Books:

the best book of all! the bible silly

Heroes:

My heroes would beeee...... one probablly the man who invented starbucks..i would SO hug him like a milliom times!! the second...wolverine (i love superheroes...wolverine is sorta one..he's the toughest)
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My Blog

songsssshhh

these songs have saved my life lol"Breathe You In"Taking hold, breaking inThe pressures on, need to circulateMesmerized and taken inMoving slow, so it resonatesIt's time to rest, not to sleep awayMy t...
Posted by Amber on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

to the two most special people in my life..i love you

what happened to the dreams we told? you're a famous beauty, hiding your truths in the lyrics sung Hoping none would see the reality in you and come too close. Me, big dreams, big aspirations but no d...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

pet my cat bitches!

If I'm going to be single fine I dont care about being alone..most of the time. I just want a realll relationship. I want to have someone to do things like workout, run, hike, rock climb, watch ufc, l...
Posted by Amber on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

my husbands

Yeah so my new favorite show is Rob and Big..I now have two soul mates. One being the newly single Travis Barker..oh yeah cutie come my way...and second but certainly not last is Rob Dyrdek! oh my goo...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

Friends Are Cool

Can you name 14 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 14 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly ...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:53:00 PST

so sad

this is the sadest thing ive ever seen. seriously, i have sat here reading this stuff and just cried. I feel so disgusted at the things I worry about during one day compared to the life these childre...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

My Life As It Stands..

Ok where do I start..This past week I found a christian radio station that has really made me re evaluate my life. I have been wanting to be closer to God and be a better follow of the Lord but I have...
Posted by Amber on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

grrrrrrrrrr

All I am asking is to meet a boy who loves Jesus and animals as much as I do..and maybe mint chocolate chip ice cream..And he has to really love both of those..not just say he does! lol I am tired of ...
Posted by Amber on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:13:00 PST

DO IT!!! lol

Fill this out bitchesss!   WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF» I committed suicide:» I said I liked you:» I kissed you:» I were drunk around you:» I lived next door to you:» I started on a downward spiral of d...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:34:00 PST

FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK Current mood: sad I'm so tired of hurting. All he does is lie. How can he love me? He doesnt. He cant. Does everyone do this to people they love? He'll push me away and then say he w...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:25:00 PST