The Rat Pack thought I was a rap tight, rat scattin son of a peanut butter & banana sandwich bitch. That life ened before it even started. See i started doing that thing with the weirdo looking stuff,not to mention that mixed in with all the rootbeer drinking purified water (thats H20)shin digs we did at 90 year old Johnny's house back in '63... you know the place with Meat-wad shaped bushes.. Thats when i hit sour creamed pickled eggs i couldnt go any lower than sour creamed pickled eggs. I had nothing no Cheese, Cheddar, Pepper Jack, I didnt even have cubed cheese under my couch pillows to put i my swiss cheese accounts across seas. I hit rock bottom so bad i even forgot my name.... Then when i thought things couldnt get any worse i started showering naked and not taking mexican showers. I noticed the change and the change was noticing me... and ill tell you this dear friends... I LIKED IT!! I started hanging out with the BAMFs and i found my place, they even gave me a new name that i could call my own. The name is Donovan Wade Sexton, but my friends call me a Booger eaten, Lint Lickin, Dirt Wallerin, Lice Loven, Hairy Back Crack Attack sportin, Mexican Shower Takin, panty-waste wussy, ooowee conoe-iey Coodie King. And it is usually sensored in a Wade sounding interface. I dont let the mean-ness bother me cause im just living the dream. Whats Living the Dream you ask? HA! Well it is pretty simple my friends, please come along with me on this adventuress adventure of Dream-navacation 101. Living the Dream are late nights, the greatest friends anyone can ask for, random moments that make your tummy hurt the next day, having no worries, being suprised by the unepected, being naked (knew that was coming!!)Chillin at momma CJ's house on the weekend with the crew haha see yall saturday! And at the end of the day laying in your bed thinking Man what a rucking Life.
