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jenna

I heart Ace of Base!

About Me

Kidd Kraddick fans- If you have surfed to my page and realized you're no longer one of my friends, don't feel bad. You are all fabulous, but I left the show to work for another company, so I'm taking my profile back over and will be deleting all the people I don't personally know. Thanks for the support and great comments and emails over the last year!
** PLEASE NOTE: This profile is two years old now, but i'm too lazy to think of anything witty to change it to. And so it will stay. But that "who I'd like to meet" part below about having multiple love children with Jason Mraz...well that of course, still stands. And the part about being completely poor still stands too, although, I do have a beautiful new 42" plasma from the gracious Mr. Kraddick.

Due to the recent influx of weirdos trying to add me to their friends and/or sending me emails, I thought it was a good time to go ahead and explain what I am NOT looking for.
1) I am not your ma. I am not your gurl. I am not ghetto fabulous, nor am I sexie or sexee or sexi or any other misspelled variation of the word. Also, if you use the word thang or pluralize with a z instead of an s, go ahead and pass me up. Sorry, but I'm just not interested.
2) I do not want to live in your trailer with with your 3 illegitimate children. I don't know exactly what git 'er done means, and I am not impressed by your Harley or by the room in your double wide that houses your confederate flag collection. Sorry, but I'm just not interested.
3) I am 23 years old, so if you're in the 35+ range and looking for some barely legal booty, I'm a bit older than you're looking for, so feel free to move on. Besides, I already have a father. Sorry, but I am just not interested.
4) Don't get me wrong, I love smart guys, but if you've dedicated your life to anime and/or Star Wars, I'm probably not the one for you. But don't you worry because the second coming of Princess Leia is out there somewhere. As for me, sorry. I'm just not that interested.

I'm Jenna. I'm 22. I'm from Dallas. I went to school at the University of Miami. I majored in Music Business. I recently quit a crappy day job so that I could work for KISS FM as much as possible, which actually means still not very much. But I love it and I love the folks I work with and I love being completely poor. It builds character. And debt... but that's besides the point.

My Interests

Singing. Harmonizing. Movies. Dallas Cowboys. Dallas Mavericks. Dallas Stars. Texas Rangers. Texas. Being a Texan. Being a hot Texas chick. My cats. Bars. Live music at bars. Karaoke at bars. Not a drunk, just a people watcher. Blonde haired, blue eyed, Europeans. I dunno. It's just a thing I got for em.



Fellow Miami School of Music Alum and bad ass Ben Folds

Gavin DeGraw...He told me to hold onto him so I said, "Well if you insist!"... shooooooooot... I don't kid around.

Jared Leto. Yeah. What? WHAT? Step off, ho!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jenna
Birthday: November 30, 1982
Birthplace: Dallas, TX
Current Location: Dallas, TX
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Mostly blonde except for some of my roots which need to be redone.
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/4 Puerto Rican, 1/4 German, 1/2 white trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: white sketchers
Your Weakness: European men
Your Fears: Prize pigs
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmmm $5 w/college ID large Papa John's cheese pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Bag me a hottie
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: for me... f'in. I say f'in A LOT.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm going to kill my cats for waking me up 5 times in the middle of the night.
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes or lips.
Your Bedtime: Really late
Your Most Missed Memory: My college girlfriends :(
Pepsi or Coke: Depends. If it's sugary and carbonated, it's fine by me.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: seriously is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: doesn't matter
Do you Smoke: ick. cough.
Do you Swear: Since being employed at Clear Channel, yes.
Do you Sing: when exactly am I not singing?
Do you Shower Daily: As much as we sweat at work, um yes.
Have you Been in Love: No. Yeah that kinda sucks.
Do you want to go to College: Finished that a year and a half ago
Do you want to get Married: Not if it interferes with me conquering the world
Do you belive in yourself: Belive? Way to spell.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hooray for random capitalization.
Do you think you are Attractive: Usually
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, i'm so sure.
Do you get along with your Parents: One of them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm only happy when it rains.
Do you play an Instrument: I sing and can tinker around on a piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i likey the drink.
In the past month have you Smoked: ick. cough.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: um no. never.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yesterday. Worked the ryan cabrera thing at vista ridge. other than that no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: california rolls but i don't think those are technically sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: I've seen the pics. So have Jon, Dave, and Rachel.
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah. Them boys want a piece of this, but they can't have it.
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: very, very rich.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A&R exec
What country would you most like to Visit: um anything European with pretty blonde haired blue eyed guys and australia. mmmmm accents.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything but brown
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long Hair: eh doesn't matter
Height: eh doesn't matter
Weight: not a complete fat ass
Best Clothing Style: eh doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: ew. none. ever.
Number of CDs I own: hell if i know
Number of Piercings: just ears
Number of Tattoos: none. needles are scary.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one. f'in motorola v180. If you got one, you know what i mean.

I'd like to meet:

Jason Mraz so that we can begin having multiple love children.

Music:

Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Marc Broussard, Gabe Dixon, Gavin DeGraw, Fiona Apple, Susan Tedeschi, Joan Osborne, Maroon 5, Graham Colton Band, Charlie Parker, Sarah Vaughan, Nancy Wilson

Movies:

If it's a chick flick, then I like it with the exception of Hilary Duff movies. If it's a kiddie sports movie (ie Sandlot, Mighty Ducks, Angels in the Outfield), then I like it. Zoolander, Shawshank Redemption, the Green Mile, The Notebook, Buffy the Vampire Slayer...Kristy Swanson is so much hotter than Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Television:

American Idol, America's Next Top Model, House, The OC, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Simpsons. I've been watching obscene amounts of TV lately *hangs head in shame*

Heroes:

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My Blog

Shoot me up, Doc. I ain’t gettin’ any younger.

I'm a little less than 2 months shy of my 25th birthday and this morning I noticed I have my first wrinkle. A WRINKLE!!!!! BRING ON THE BOTOX!!!!! I"M GETTTING OLLLLLLLLLLD! Oh my god. I need a man! I...
Posted by jenna on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST

The proudest moment in my nearly 25 years of life!!!!!!!!

I, Jenna Santana, am hot enough to be a spam girl!!!!!! My friend alerted me to this profile where someone has stolen my picture to turn me into a hot spam whore!!! Oh my god- my life is complete!I'm ...
Posted by jenna on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:47:00 PST

Repost and update: A lighter, a sock, and a copy of Adaptation on DVD

So does it mean a guy doesn't want to see you anymore when you have a date set for say... Tuesday night. Then he doesn't call you. Doesn't text you. Oh and he deletes you off his myspace and blocks yo...
Posted by jenna on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

I got hit on at a McDonald’s drive thru

The guy took one look at me and in his broken English exclaimed, "Oh my! You are veddy, veddy, bootiful! You come back to see me!" So I replied, "Uh. Ok." So he replied, "You promise!?" And so I repli...
Posted by jenna on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:14:00 PST

Just to clear up a few rumors about my dating status...

Here is a transcription of my monthly grocery bill. Nothing has been added or subtracted: Lean Cuisine MeatloafLean Cuisine Rice and BeansLean Cuisine Chicken CarbonaraLean Cuisine Chicken Carbonara (...
Posted by jenna on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

Dear Mr. Squealy Wheels Guy...

Dear Mr. Squealy Wheels Guy, I was in the car behind you when you figured you'd peel out from the stop sign we were at. I just thought you'd like to know that whole peeling out thing, really doesn't&n...
Posted by jenna on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

A lighter, a sock, and a copy of Adaptation on DVD

So does it mean a guy doesn't want to see you anymore when you have a date set for say... Tuesday night. Then he doesn't call you. Doesn't text you. Oh and he deletes you off his myspace and blocks yo...
Posted by jenna on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

Sweet holy jojoba, Batman!

Did you know you could buy a little piece of heaven for $3.97 at Walmart?  Oh I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning... I've always been a fan of the Olay Daily Facials... I...
Posted by jenna on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:54:00 PST

i thought i missed my blonde days...

Went to the salon today. I was going for vixen and ended up more 'I got six kids at age 24 with a cigarette hanging out my mouth and I haven't bathed in days.'
Posted by jenna on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

Inspired

So I know I said that my future is in music, but I just watched So You Think You Can Dance, and I've decided to dump all that and become a pop locker. I already downloaded some Darrin's Danc...
Posted by jenna on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:38:00 PST