Kilts on stilts.
Muscles on muscles.
Jewelry. Cooking. Turning my real life (well maybe) into plastic.
Sam Elliot! Yowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beef it's what's for dinner.
No matter how old he gets, he's always as sexy as ever.
William Wallace, and any man that sees a pin up in every woman he knows. No matter what she really looks like.
Alburto Vargas the man that could see a pin up in every womam he knew and put it on paper.
HEY!! This one really looks like me, the beauty mark is in the right place and everything.
Ok one blond, don't forget Barbie still sucks.
Rock N Roll hootchy coooooo, Southern rock, Accustic Rock, anything that ends in Rock.
Guys & Dolls, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Team America, Fuck yeah
Reefer Madness, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Blob, Earth Girls are Easy, Some Like it Hot.
Thunderbirds, Lancelot Link, Hell's Kitchen, Good Eats, Paula's Home Cooking, Coldcase Files, Skelton Stories, CSI (pick one) Law & Order, Meercat Manor.
Valley of the Dolls, Confederacy of Dunces, dantes inferno, Sound and the Fury, Naked Lunch, Kama Sutra, Lotus Sutra, Everyone Poops.
Dolly Parton, Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Betty Page, Vargas! My Mom, and my Daughter.