Plastic but not perfect profile picture

Plastic but not perfect

Barbie can kiss my plastic ass!!!!

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator

first generation American in fact.

I am a dog lover, I have 3 Scottish Border Collies.
All adopted from the Border Collie Rescue of California.
I love to sleep. I would sleep my life away if I could.
I am the Queen of TV & yes I am the one in control of the remote so back off!!!
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.
I love to cook and very good at it.
I can't call myself a Chef because I don't have a piece of paper from a school. But I have worked as one more than once. And still do.

Love anything Vintage, clothes, pictures, furniture, jewelry.
Did you see my one & only car?
Hope the asshole that stole it goes straight to HELL!

My Interests

Kilts on stilts.

Muscles on muscles.

Jewelry. Cooking. Turning my real life (well maybe) into plastic.

I'd like to meet:


Sam Elliot! Yowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beef it's what's for dinner.
No matter how old he gets, he's always as sexy as ever.

William Wallace, and any man that sees a pin up in every woman he knows. No matter what she really looks like.

Alburto Vargas the man that could see a pin up in every womam he knew and put it on paper.

HEY!! This one really looks like me, the beauty mark is in the right place and everything.

Ok one blond, don't forget Barbie still sucks.

Music:

Rock N Roll hootchy coooooo, Southern rock, Accustic Rock, anything that ends in Rock.

Movies:



Guys & Dolls, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Team America, Fuck yeah Reefer Madness, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Blob, Earth Girls are Easy, Some Like it Hot.

Television:



Thunderbirds, Lancelot Link, Hell's Kitchen, Good Eats, Paula's Home Cooking, Coldcase Files, Skelton Stories, CSI (pick one) Law & Order, Meercat Manor.

Books:



Valley of the Dolls, Confederacy of Dunces, dantes inferno, Sound and the Fury, Naked Lunch, Kama Sutra, Lotus Sutra, Everyone Poops.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Betty Page, Vargas! My Mom, and my Daughter.

My Blog

I've been taged!

The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged, list their names, and w...
Posted by Plastic but not perfect on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

What the test says about me!

?? Which Season Are You ??You're Most Like The Season Autumn ...You're warm, and the most approachable. You have that gentle prescence about you. People can relate to you, and find you easy company. H...
Posted by Plastic but not perfect on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

Can't find the Ghost in my house.

Where is the ghost in my house?I haven't seen him, don't know where he went.Could it be he listened, heard every word, understood what it meant.I'm not really looking, don't know if he left, maybe he ...
Posted by Plastic but not perfect on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

There is a Ghost in my house.

There is a ghost in my house, I know it's there, I can feel it,In a glance I sometimes see it.It moves about the house in the middle of the night, just on the fringes just out of sight.It never talks ...
Posted by Plastic but not perfect on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST