Fistjoy |
Hello All,
Yes I did turn to facebook and lo it gave instant gratification and clicky button, aquarium filling, wall scrawling, poster hanging, pleasure! And Ryan did hook up with faces he had not hea...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Shaft! Aaaahaaaaa The Saviour of the Universe!! |
It has been many moons since I have brought forth my brain to my brothers and sisters of MySpace. I apologise from the bottom of my foul and musty gusset for this oversight.
I have been busied with pl...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST |
What I do when I'm not touching myself. |
Hello!
Look here you beasty fellows I've been away awhile but that is because I have been urging the universe to look at me via the focus of my mojo and super genius on the field of writing/performing...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST |
Feel the future rub you up in the shower. AND LIKE IT!! |
Hello Punters.
Today is a special day. Not special like Hawkins or those fools who jumped in the pool to get the floats. NO!! Special like an ice cream from grand papa just before he charged the guns ...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Pump and load or something |
Well. I say. It has been many moons since my words thrusted, lance like, into the lower intestine of your lugholes. I have been pleasing myself muchly and only return to you now because I have ruined ...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST |
Juice |
Its been too long since I spat my vim into your welcoming laps. I can sense the friction on in your finger tips as you allow yourself personal pleasure in anticipation of my return. Yes I mean the act...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST |
Grim fistings |
Bah. Many an hour I ram home foul refuse into brown cuboids in readiness to transport to far off shores.
Maybe their women folk will shed tears of kindess on my wanton back.
Maybe they will sing.
"He...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST |
Herring |
Brutus the Barber Beefcake....
There was a man who could offer high-class coiffeuring skills and the ability to beat thee senseless with a chair. True he used garden shears, to provide his tress trimm...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:17:00 PST |
Grunt and slide |
"The gurn that keeps on giving."
Surely, you are all bleating, a dream. A fevered, sweaty, brack heavy fantasy from the pit of only the most decadent and twitchy mind. Perhaps....
BUT WAIT!!!! ...
Posted by The Tamworthian on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Lagging |
So. Seperation and ale is the key to mucho fist in shaft bonanza. Odin only knows where it will lead. Perchance poet loreal? I crave power over the monarchs hair stuff and pube stiffener.
Posted by The Tamworthian on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:44:00 PST |
