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Spanky Spartacus Von Schnoodle

i'm bigger than i look

About Me

hi! my name is spanky spartacus. just call me spanky. i like paulaner pils (don't give me no freakin bischoff and don't even think about giving me an american brew). i live in turkey with my mama. she spoils me, but the trade off is i have to wear what she puts on me. i like long walks in the woods, big ass bones (steamship rounds are the best), peeing on my aunt heather, and until the other day dry humping anything in sight. if you have any questions, throw me a bone!
Animal Survey (Survey for the Animals of Myspace)
About You...
what type of animal are you? dawg
what breed? poodle
what color fur / feathers? silver
what color eyes? brown
when is your birthday? 26 Dec 03
how old are you? 2
how much do you weigh? 15 lbs
do you have any siblings? no
do you have to wear silly clothes? yes
do you enjoy wearing said silly clothes? sometimes
whats your favorite toy? all of 'em
do you work Or go to work with your mommy / daddy? sometimes
what color harness / collar and leash do you have? black/studded collar/black braided
what color dinner dishes? stainless steel
This / That
Petco / Petsmart tina's zooladen
Iams / Science Diet pedigree
tug of war / fetch both
ocean / lake never been
car ride / walk both
dog park / playing alone with your family dog park
your own doggy bed / mommy or daddys bed have a doggy bed, but sleep with mama
tv on / off when your mommy or daddy leave you alone off
pig ears / hooves pig ears. . .mmm, mmm, good
biscuits / bones bones; gotta have the bones!!
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My Interests

lickin my cajones, draggin my ass across the floor, sahara--the loveliest yorkie in germany. . .the love of my life

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a beer and a bone, mc donalds fries don't hurt either

My Blog

My Party Night

Let me tell you about last night. Dude, I was so hammered! I was hanging out with a new pal of mine, Joseph and we were listening to tunes, playing some ball and drinking some Heineken (before you sa...
Posted by Spanky Spartacus Von Schnoodle on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

what in the hell is going on????

ok, this morning mama got up quite early and let me out to do my thing.  just the everday, normal routine.  i can dig it.  and then she went to the cellar and started organizing her clo...
Posted by Spanky Spartacus Von Schnoodle on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:26:00 PST

my day

today was a good day.  mama FINALLY got out of bed and took me for a run in the woods.  we went EVERYWHERE!!!  we've been going the past couple of weekends when the weather was good, bu...
Posted by Spanky Spartacus Von Schnoodle on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:36:00 PST