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[Marital Status] Devorced
[Shoe size] 8 1/2 D
[Parents still together] Hell No
[Siblings] Terry, Mary, Mark, And Bill
[Pets] My Birds
FAVORITES
[Color] Green
[Number] Don't have one.
[Animal] To Hunt Or As Pets...LOL
[Drinks] MGD
[Soda] Coke, A&W
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Nope
[Have tattoos?] Yes "2"
[Have Piercings?] Just 1
[Cheat on tests/homework?] I did sometimes
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/And just quit
[Like roller coasters?] Love em
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Never And All The Time!
[Want more piercings?] I Don't Think So
[Like cleaning?] Who Likes That...LOL
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] I would hope so
[Own a cell phone?] 2 of them
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Off more then on
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] When i was younger
[Considered a life of crime?] Nope.
[Lied to someone?] I think at some point we all have
[Been in love?] Yes i have
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes
[Been in lust?] Always...LOL
[Used someone] Nope
[Been used?] Nope
[Been cheated on?] Yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Nope
[Stolen anything?] Yes
[Held a gun] Yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Jeans and a shirt
[Current mood] Vary Good
[Current taste] Trailer Trash
[What you currently smell like] Me
[Current hair] A full head of it
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Getting another beer
[Current cd in stereo] Fleetwood Mac
[Last book you read] Hunt for red october
[Last movie you saw] The bench warmers
[Last thing you ate] Dinner
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My Son
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Maybe
Remember your first love?] Yes i do
[Still love him/her?] No, That was to long ago
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Both
[Believe in miracles?] Just when a child is born
[Do well in school?] I did ok
[Wear hats] sometimes
[Hate yourself?] Never
[Have an obsession?] LMAO...OHHHHH YES
[Collect anything?] Frogs
[Have a best friend?] Yes
[Close friends?] A few
[Like your handwriting?] It's ok
[Care about looks] Yes I Do
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Becky B.
[First kiss] Becky B.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] It could happen
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I did
[Are you a tease?] Not really
[Too shy to make the first move?] I think i can still do it
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Not really
[Bitch/Asshole] I have benn call a asshole before...LOL
[sarcastic] Sometimes
[Angel] Can't say
[Devil] Little old me
[Shy] Pattie
[Talkative] Ashley my daughter
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I want something serious. I want to find the girl who will make me feel special and not treat me like dirt. I like the cute text messages in the morning before work and the late night phone calls for no reason. I want the girl who will be there when I need her, but knows when to back off. I want the one who knows when a guy needs his space, but also knows when to be by his side. I don't want the girl who's going to break my heart.She has to make me laugh because I love laughing. I want the girl who likes going to the movies because I am huge movie fan. Also, I am the type of guy who likes to just hang out and have fun at home.she needs to be know how to have fun, but know when to be serious as well. she needs to give as much she gets. I don't like putting effort into a relationship where I won't get anything in return.Must love kissing! Kissing is like the sweetest thing in the world to me. It's very important in a relationship, at least to me. I have no problem with PDA (public displays of affection.) Actually, I quite enjoy it. To know that she isn't ashamed to show it.------------------------------ It's Obvious He Cares!!! FROM A GUY'S POINT OF VIEW!We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me.Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.LET US PAY FOR YOU!DON'T "FEEL BAD"We enjoy doing it (Paying for you).It's expected.Smile and say "thank you." ____________________________________________________ Kiss us when no one's watching.If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed. ____________________________________________________ You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up____________________________________________________ Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.Don't get angry easily. ____________________________________________________ Stop using magazines/media as your bible.***Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.***It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. ____________________________________________________ Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.on the other hand im not saying I wouldn't like it either ; ) ____________________________________________________ Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION SELF, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECTSomeone who will honor your morals.Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.ENJOY A GOOD MAN...THEY ARE HARD TO COME BY IN A DAY AND AGE AS WE LIVE IN WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT....Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" .......AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Your Fortune Is
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
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Your Fortune Is
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
Beer vs.Vagina...this is funny 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One poin t to VAGINA13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper
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