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Derik Herbert Holte

ignore my hidden agenda

About Me

I'm from around here and record my own music. I'm a man. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4David and Andrew practice Tejano

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Member Since: 4/11/2006
Band Website: genericderik.com
Band Members: martha stattlberge, iggy spendalfsky, george milstelson, derik holte, reginal hankmenstein
Influences: space man
Sounds Like: ...I made it up as I went along.
Record Label: camble's soup
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

slam poetry

young politician hopefuls are tacky...like those new-age christian rock bastards living in an info-mercial.  "hey, i got an idea" they say as their parents are capable of allowing ...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:58:00 PST

Not Justice

It was getting busy during lunch at the hospital.  She put in her over-ununciated order and stood in line.  She assumed her food wasn't being prepaired .  She just HAD to...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

this evening and day stuff

I woke up and worked.  Came home and jammed on the guitar (major serious riffage mind you).  I ventured out and had some fries and a burger.  They filled me up.  I went to a g...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:06:00 PST

HARD

there was a clown, large and in charge of the back room.  his costumes took up all the space in the only closet.  he was 57 years old with hemeroids and demanded respect.  other me...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

Trouble Stick

I came across a stick.  I picked it up.  It had been used before.  I could tell by the wear and tear on the end.  Like it was dragged on the ground by someone on a bicycle.  T...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

Jasmine

Jasmine exploded while her family ate dinner somewhere else.  They enjoyed a nice, moist, pork roast with mashed potatoes, gravy, corn on the cob and red kool-aid with ice cubes.  The p...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST

Loss of Lois

Nancy, Lois, and Lucy liked to have fun together.  They were great friends and were on the same level.  A similar sense of humor was shared by the three as they laughed at the same time duri...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

The Respectable Mouse

The mouse found a home in the house with the gnomes in the front yard.  It lived in the walls with its needy offspring and waited for dark to look around for food inside.  The pink chil...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

disclaimer

I'm not serious.  I'm serious.
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Why I Do What I Do

A certain breed of angles are paired together in the other dimension of existance on earth.  Each living person is designated a team of 100 angels each.  The angels have lived...
Posted by Derik Herbert Holte on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST