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Jeromy

Oooops, did I say that outloud?????

About Me

Let's see, about me, now I know that half of you aren't even going to look at this area, and that is probably a good thing! Wouldn't want you to close it out going "Damn, that boy is fucked up!" This way, at least I can say I warned you. I am an extremely over the top person, or so I have been told, really I am a caricature, who doesn't like cartoons? My mouth is running constantly and it usually has smart ass gibberish running out of it. I love to hear people laugh, and god knows once I get a giggle, I feel like a donkey chasing the carrot (no references here you nasty nasty little perverts)! I tend to blast out comments that would make your mother and mine go Jeromy! I try to control it, then realize no, I was sent here for a reason, and that was to unleash my hideous sarcasm on a world that isn't quite ready for me. It pays to be 6'5, I can swell up like a blow fish (the nasty perverts reading this, yes, Baby Jesus knows you are snickering) and scare people just by sheer size and volume. I guess this also the part where I describe myself....let's see....he's got a really great personality!


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My Interests

I know there isn't enough room here. I like to draw, paint, read, tie-dye, play the piano,walk, talk, stand up comedy, cooking, cleaning, working, softball, baseball, football, in-line skating, politics, frisbee, is there anything I have left out, charities, walking, jogging, eating, tv, movies,Red Sox baseball and Patriot Football, (ADD sucks)I am just very easy going and constantly moving...why am I fat again?

I'd like to meet:

So many people, some arent even alive anymore, Martin Luther King, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Van Gogh, Andy Warhol, JFK, Tina Turner, Cher, Chris Daughtry(I am so in love)Etta James, Jerry Garcia, Rosa Parks, Susan Komen, Tom Brady (yes the quarterback), Ted Williams(holy shit,the fag knows baseball), James Dean, Dolly Parton, Princess Diana, Judy Garland, Marilyn Monroe, Elton John, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Michelangelo,(do you think I can find a time machine)Pope John Paul II,(Not too sure about Pope Benedict, he looks evil) Julia Child,Bob Marley, Cyndi Lauper, Bono, Bob Ross(Yes the happy little trees dammit),Phylis Diller, Moms Mabley..and the list goes on. Now how many of them would like to meet me lol? I think Daughtry would probably need a restraining order lol!

Music:


Janis Joplin, the Grateful Dead,The Doors, Etta James, Big Mama Thornton, the Doors, the Bee Gees, Tina Turner, Cher, Metallica, Godsmack, Marilyn Manson, Newfound Glory, Motley Crue, Poison, My Chemical Romance, Hinder, Nickelback, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, NIN, Lords of Acid, Violent Femmes, Quiet Riot, Winger, KISS, Cyndi Lauper, Fiona Apple, Wynonna, Melissa Etheridge, K.D. Lang, Elton John, Gladys Knight, Aretha Franklin, B.B. King, Otis Redding, Bob Marley, Weird Al, Madonna, Janis Ian, Garth Brooks, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline, Josh Groban, Ferrante and Teicher, Liberace, Beatles, Jim Croce, Lynryd Skynrd, Paul Simon, Melanie, 80's music I love, Twisted Sister, Joan Jett,Chicago, Green Day, Journey, Damn, I am tired of typing these, obviously I like alot of different music, even some country. Don't roll your eyes like that, I know you did it, so what, I listen to everything!

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, 300, Charlotte's Web, Full Metal Jacket, Mommie Dearest, Brokeback Mountain, The Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind, Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween IV, Halloween V, Halloween The Curse of Michael Meyers, Halloween H20, Halloween The Resurrection(I see a theme here) The Exorcist,Rocky Horror Picture Show,Silence of the Lambs(can I get some fava beans here please) Steel Magnolias, 9to5, The Rose,Dumbo(fuck you for laughing)101 and 102 Dalmatians(the live action ones over the cartoons but either will work in a pinch) The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, The Omen, The Phantom of the Opera, Fever Pitch(This says so much about me)Wonder Woman Seasons 1,2,3, Twister, oh my god so many more. (Its all about the diversity here people)

Television:

ESPN, MSNBC,CNN, FOX News, American Idol, Desperate Housewives, any Red Sox game, any Patriots game, any sporting event other than poker, nascar or golf will work in a pinch. ...Im a channel surfer.

Books:

I love to read, Anne Rice is my all time favorite author, although Gregory Mcguire is moving right up there. Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Long Road Home(Danielle Steele) The Lost Boy series, The House of Seven Gables, biographies and autobiographies rock. Historical novels like PT109, A Night to Remember, Gone With the Wind and Scarlett. Erma Bombeck, the novel Messiah, the Guardian by Nicholas Sparks....I cant stay in one genre, oh there are so many.

Heroes:

Way too many to mention. My heroes are ones that stand up for themselves and other people, care about the society they live in, and aren't afraid to do something about it. To me, heroes; run in the Special Olympics, work in emergency rooms, feed the homeless, fight cancer, fight aids, fight discrimination, smile at their neighbor, stop to change a flat tire, and they can be anyone, anywhere.

My Blog

God I hate cold weather

Wow its a new year already. I still have my same issues, go fucking figure! One day I am sure it will go away lol its like a purging lol. I am really tired and still manage to work my two jobs, and do...
Posted by Jeromy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

The sword of time will pierce our skin, it doesnt hurt when it begins....

Ahhh such another fun filled day in the sunshine with the birds singing and the flowers blooming. Ahh in a place called Perfect, and this aint fuckin wonderland anymore Alice. The eternally happy shin...
Posted by Jeromy on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

Beads, bells and roots...

Well I have decided it is official, I am out of my head. Normally for me, my art is just something to use on occassion, now at this point, it is consuming me. I spend most of my free time with it, des...
Posted by Jeromy on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:52:00 PST

The darkness

We all hate the darkness when it falls over us. Like being behind a fat woman in spandex in line at wal mart, it seems never ending. Its different for all of us, and no one thing plunges another into ...
Posted by Jeromy on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

Pork don't keep in the heat!

Well I can honestly say I am ready for FALL!!!! This over 90 degrees is way too much for this side of bacon to handle. Pork dont keep in the heat people, and there is no getting away from it. I guess ...
Posted by Jeromy on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:48:00 PST

Warped mind!

I think I can honestly say now that I think I am truly off the deep end. It has been a hard few weeks and Sunday I finally had my breakdown lol sort of. I sat in the park for over 4 hours with my sket...
Posted by Jeromy on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST