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SGT Wolfbanger

cooler than a granny on crack...

About Me



Albert Einstein once wrote: "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. "

We didn't give a rotten bollock about this, so we made Sergent Wolfbanger

We started as a three piece acoustic, got bored and made the band bigger, made friends with a few decent bands, blagged a gig with them, and will soon take over the world...
wer out to have a laff and make a sound gday'

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/11/2006
Band Members:
Dan- Vocals
Rob - guitar

Gaz - bass

Mike - guitar

Nath - drums

Influences: Dashboard Confessional, Robbie Williams, Rage against the machine, Tenacious D, Oasis, stereophonics, Taking back sunday, Foo Fighters, elvis,jonny cash, all those crazy happy clappy priests that shout hallelujah n shit like that when they sing (theyre boss, plus u gotta like em or god will lightening bolt you down like a dog in a new york city backstreet, next to a dumpster, full of nappies and lots of cardboard), To be honest, anything we hear that sounds pleasant....
Sounds Like: a mixture between a food blender and three cloves of garlic banging together on a clothes line, while you scratch your balls...
Record Label: yeah right...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

people

in general, people are pretty interesting animals. they have no real purpose in life, like other animals, except to fuck and then to die and therefore feed other animals. circle of life and all that m...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST

John Legend

i went to see john legend today. he was absoloutely incredible. thts one talented father bummer. really class pianist, stuning vocals and good with the crowd. absoloutely mint. some concerts make you...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:36:00 PST

cock photos

we are starting a new cock foto library where a person of our choice (namely midge because she doesnt find it funny, which therefore makes it more funny) will have a photo of themselves with a big dic...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

dans boob reduction

well all. dans boob reduction was a huge success. he now has a 34 b cup and a tube conecting to a bag which holds his draining blood. far more manageable than trying to catch it in his hands. superb. ...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

bowling green-pool

just bin tha green wit ma mates. ded gud. ded gud. me n rich had the longest game of pool EVER!!! so was a little tired wen i got home. but cool neway. chattin wit jambo was enlightening. hes cool too...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

today was GOOOOOOOd

today i scratched my balls for 4 straight hours. i also wrestled a pig. and got us a bassist and a guitarist. so now we got a hole band. boo-fukin-ya. peace up. i also ate a carvery at tha pub. it was...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

RECORDED

WESTSIDE BLUDDAZ, we recorded last night with the help of a big 18 inch double ended dildo, and gaz's recording genious skills and kit which consisted of an all*star computer and a microphone designed...
Posted by SGT Wolfbanger on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST