Basketball, Sports in general, SCRUBS, girls with fake boobs, anyone who is real no matter what.
Anyone who is looking for someone to shoot the shizzle with. I live in North Dakota, so that is about all I can offer anyone anyway. By the way, North Dakota is flatter than Nicole Richie and colder than Paris Hilton on a blind date.
R&B, Rock, Slow shi+, basically anything but country.
The Matrix, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, any scary movie.
SCRUBS, American Idol, ESPN.
Anything by Dean Kootnz, Divinci Code, Owners manuals (yes, a man who reads them first).
Martin Luther King Jr, Bill Clinton, basically anyone who "is what they is".