You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!
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UHH... I DON'T THINK SO!!! I am N*O*T like the leader of the Third FUCKING Reich!!! I think there's something wrong with this personality test! ROTFLMFAO!!!!
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ILTMSTDNTIAAOTT. (I'd like to meet someone that does not talk in acronyms all of the time.) BTW,TINAA,TAMI. (By the way, this is not an acronym, these are merely initials.) AAIWYUTIOWTSANWTEEODNEIOL. (An acronym is when you use the initials of words to spell a new word that either exists or does not exist in our language.) FE,"SCUBA"IAA;"PTA"INAA. (For example, "SCUBA" is an acronym; "PTA" is not an acronym.)----LOL (Laughing out loud)
I quit listening to new music in 1983. There was no reason to listen anymore.
Never been in one.
Yes, I own one.
I like to put things into a books, and then I pull them out of the books. I know a lot of women who like to put things into their bookses. If any of you ladies would like to contact me, perhaps maybe someday I could put something into your books.
I love that sandwich! --- Seriously, does anybody really read this shit? The "comments" section is all anybody reads anyway, and all of mine are down a bit and on your right........no, your other right.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Which one? First or last?
Birthday: I don't remember what "day" it was. It was quite awhile ago
Birthplace: My mom's...uhh....ya know.... well, DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!! EWW!
Current Location: I'm right here
Eye Color: I don't know. I can't see my own eyes. How is that even possible?
Hair Color: Jet black, baby - SEXY JET BLACK! YEAH!!
Height: I'm this tall....see?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Kind of both - I bat, golf, and play hockey left-handed, but I write, throw, and play guitar right-handed
Your Heritage: My mom & dad, and then their parents, and then their parents, and then their parents, and then their parents.....you get the idea
The Shoes You Wore Today: What about them?
Your Weakness: A pretty face
Your Fears: I FEAR NOTHING!!!!.......well...except for bees. I hate bees
Your Perfect Pizza: There's no such thing as an "imperfect" pizza......well, except for JUST cheese and Hawaiian. Who puts pineapple on their pizza, seriously?!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become GOD - So that I could create a rock so heavy that even I couldn't lift it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Okay, how the fuck does shit work?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: What was her name again?....SHIT!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Well, I don't want to brag ;-)
Your Bedtime: I can be ready to go anytime.
Your Most Missed Memory: My cat - Smokey
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi - It's the choice of a new generation!
McDonalds or Burger King: HARDEES
Single or Group Dates: I hate dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'd rather drink my own pee
Chocolate or Vanilla: On what? Or, more importantly, on...who?
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOOZE!!
Do you Smoke: Hey, that sounds like a good idea. Let me just light one up here.......ahh...sweet tabacky!
Do you Swear: I think swearing is for no-talent sons-of-bitches who don't have any goddamn fuckin' clever shit to say. I think they should all go to hell.
Do you Sing: No, I just scream in tune
Do you Shower Daily: What is this "shower" you speak of?
Have you Been in Love: I don't remember anyone named "Love." Why? What did she tell you?
Do you want to go to College: In a way...
Do you want to get Married: WHAT?! Wait a minute! I always thought the guy was supposed to propose! Besides, we hardly know each other.
Do you belive in yourself: It's hard to say.....I don't know what "belive" means.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, but only while I'm lying still
Do you think you are Attractive: Is this one of those trick questions like, "Have you ever been CAUGHT masturbating?"
Are you a Health Freak: Hold on, let me light another smoke, here.......mmmm.....ahhh
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.........what...were you expecting something funny? I'm not "ON" all the time, ya know!
Do you like Thunderstorms: thunderst...DID YOU SAY THUNDERSTORMS? QUICKLY!! I'VE GOTTA GET TO THE PANIC ROOM - IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE!!!!! OOOH GOD!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: I play the radio (My mom's favorite line)
In the past month have you Drank: A better question would be, "In the past decade, have you been sober?"
In the past month have you Smoked: No, the Socialists came and made better choices FOR me because they, in their infinite wisdom, deemed me UNFIT to make my own decisions in life.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh yeah, and by the way, the Socialists have the best shit!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I told you - I hate dating - now QUIT ASKING!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, I had to take a leak
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO!! Why would I eat the box?! The Oreos taste WAAAY bet......ooOOohhhh, I get it - Eat the... "BOX." You, my good sir, have a dirty mind.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, I got one at the gas statio....Oh "SUSHI" I thought you said something else
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, it was nice. They even moved the tables and chairs out of the way FOR us.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, and, gee, I wonder why?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have certain body parts that don't react well to cold water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes.........your heart. aww! ;-) *wink wink*
Ever been Drunk: Again, better question would be, "Ever been sober?"
Ever been called a Tease: Oddly enough, yes
Ever been Beaten up: Ever had my fist in your face?
Ever Shoplifted: ye...I MEAN NO!!! Of course not......why, what do you know?
How do you want to Die: With a BANG......If ya know what I mean ;-)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'LL NEVER GROW UP, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! WWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
What countries would you most like to Visit: The United States of America... If it still exists.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: .......................th..they have eyes?
Favorite Hair Color: It depends on the girl... let's put it this way - Natural, or at least natural-looking
Short or Long Hair: Long with sooooooft wavy curls.......aahhhhh....
Height: shorter than me
Weight: OH YEAH, RIGHT!!! Do you think I'm that stupid?! Ok, ok...Let's just say - less than ME - and we'll leave it at that! GOD!!
Best Clothing Style: Well the pig in me would say, "in a crumpled pile on my floor," but the gentleman in me would say, "Stylish, but the most important thing is that she is comfortable."
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legal or illegal?
Number of CDs I own: None, but I have a great 401k.
Number of Piercings: Jewelry is for the girls
Number of Tattoos: None. It's just not my thing.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not doing this survey earlier. Oh, and I regret not leaving the house 4 seconds earlier last Thursday. I wouldn't have hit that FUCKING DEER!!!!!
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