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Michael Williams

As seen as 'Unshaen Comedian With Double Chins' on Last Comic Standing

About Me

Hello!
My name is Michael Williams. Amateur comedian, amateur dreamer, amateur lover. You might have seen me on NBC's Last Comic Standing or ABC's Raw Comedy 2006 but much more likely you've seen me awkwardly lugging my props to a small venue near you.

This Myspace page is where most the fans gather to talk all things Michael. Things like, "I didn't really like your new stuff!" and, "Where the hell is Horsham and why are all your gigs there?" and "The length of your sideburns is now unhygienic."

My Interests

Comedy, Marx bros. movies, 50's advertising, Monster movies

I'd like to meet:

The 3 Stooges. Sure they'd be not very talkative now, but I don't mind. We all could just hold one another.

Music:

Late 50's/Early 60's pop, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Ben Kweller, Ben Lee, The Beach Boys, William Shatner, They Might Be Giants, Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees, Regina Spektor, Joanna Newsom, Jeffery Lewis, Kate Miller-Hiedki, Cake

Movies:

Batman (1966, Actually the best movie of all time), Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, The Departed, Goodfellas (Over the Godfather, everytime), Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, Clue, Them!, Plan 9 from Outer space, Barton Fink, The Blob (1959 & 1988), Son of The Blob, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, Sin City, Fargo, Dog Day Afternoon, The Jerk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grizzly Man, Ed Wood, O Brother Where Art Thou, Sleeper, Bubba Ho-Tep, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill, Transformers, Little Miss Sunshine, The Music Man, Ed Wood, Snakes on a Plane, Cable Guy, etc

Television:

Arrested Development, Futurama, The Office (UK and US), John Saffran Vs God, Enough Rope, The Jack Benny Show/Program, You Bet Your Life, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone

Books:

If on a winter's night, a traveller, Are you Dave Gorman?, The Outsider, The Pleasure of my Company, Monkey Business, Groucho & Me, Lost in the Funhouse, Assination Vaction

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg, Sam and Max, Demitri Martin, Daniel Kitson, Jack Benny, The Marx Brothers, Karl Chandler and Adam West (Not from Family Guy, can't stand Family Guy. So please, no more quotes. I'm talking about his Batman performances)

My Blog

Michael’s Very Lonely Planet Guide to the UK

The ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />UK has many fantastic sights and sounds and things to do. So much so it can be overwhelming. Here's my guide of things...
Posted by Michael Williams on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

What I learned from TV

Here is some things I learnt from TV Snorks- I learnt what happens when you drown a Smurf. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper- I learnt not to listen to my dad's advice anymore after he predicted that Holly Ro...
Posted by Michael Williams on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

For Karl.....

There's a writers' strike at the moment in the States. TV and Movie writers have all downed tools which means that we might see new episodes of 'Step By Step' this year. Booo!   Anyway, here's a ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

I can hate with the best of ’em

You know what I hate-I hate Mangoes- Lazy, lazy fruit! Have you ever read how much percent of Mangoes juice there is in Orange & Mango juice? No higher than 2%, my friend, no higher than 2%. It's ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

Why I hate the Alphabet 7-10

Hello. For those not in the know, my name is Michael Williams and I hate the Alphabet.   It's true. This rag-tag jumble of sounds and symbols have my goat and I'm ready to take them all down. So...
Posted by Michael Williams on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:15:00 PST

Why I hate the Alphabet Pt 6

Note: I wrote this on a computer without a spellchecker! Who thought such a thing exsisted? Anyway.. I'll fix all imperfections later, suckas! (Suckas was spelt wrong to be cool. Not becuase I'm ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

Joke of the year?

I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life, I'll admit that.   Last year I went to university. I studied food science, with a major in pet food. But I failed becuase my dog ate my home work...... ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

The Lost City of Warrnambool

Hello. I live in Warrnambool. For those of you who hasn't been there Warrnambool is a thriving metroplolis, the jewel of Victoria's Great South West, a glimmering oasis between the speed hump that is ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:20:00 PST

You love me!

WARNING: This isn't really a blog with jokes and stuff. It is more a rambling 1/2 self hating 1/2 self congratultory puff piece of myself. -----------------------------------------   I'm famous. ...
Posted by Michael Williams on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

The TURTH- REVEALED!!!!!

G'day fans! Michael Williams here. Coming at ya is a graph!!!!   Yeah, that's a cool graph!   Bye now...
Posted by Michael Williams on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:08:00 PST