London - Day 8 (Ben Elton has ruined my life) |
So far I have nearly been killed by a speeding police car driving on the wrong side of the road, ended up in hospital with a severe heat rash growing across my arms and chest; and my projector (which ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
London - Day 2 |
Day 2I'm very proud of my efforts of finding my way to my accommodation destination without booking a taxi from Heathrow airport. It has only taken me 4 and a half hours to catch a train, turn around ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:05:00 GMT |
London - Day 1 |
Day 1Said Goodbye to Foxy. Foxy is my "walking corpse" dog. She is very old and has several tumours, a goiter, bones sticking out of her back, cataracts, eczema, and has a stroke every time we take he...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:00:00 GMT |
A.D.D |
I have a friend who suffers from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and A.D.D.
But I think he just has A.D.D. and his girlfriend slips stilnox in to his red cordial because he's fucken annoying.
Peopl...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:54:00 GMT |
Things to do at a Fancy Dress Party |
1. Start a bonfire and insist on burning everyone who came dressed as a Witch.
2. Go up to the guy dressed as Batman and scream, "TAKE YOUR MASK OFF. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MICHAEL KEATON."
3. M...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:36:00 GMT |
If your housemate pisses you off, do this... |
I like to call it the old, "leaving a banana to go mouldy in the cupboard" trick.
Step 1: Purchase the ripest banana in Safeway you can find. If all the bananas have a green tinge; ask the produce man...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:44:00 GMT |
TV is my friend |
Growing up as an only child I didn't spend a lot of time playing with my brothers and sisters. Mainly because they didn't exist. I wasn't too keen on my entire barbie collection including caravan...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:02:00 GMT |
