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Frank

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About Me

I always order a Club sandwich and I'm not even a member. I don't know how I keep getting away with it.Do you suppose there were two guys sitting around talking one day: I like three slices of bread on MY sandwich. Me too! We should form a club. OK but we need more stipulations. Alright, instead of cutting the bread once well cut it again. Yes! And in the middle we'll put chips. Potato salad? Sure. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for em. I like sprouts on my sandwich. Fuck you. You're out of the club!
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My Interests

I like golf. I never got a hole-in-one. But I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. In golf you're supposed to yell "fore!" But I was too busy mumbling "there ain't no way that's going to hit 'em."

I'd like to meet:

I think a pickle is a cucumber that sold out. It sold it's soul to the devil and the devil is dill.

Music:

www.myspace.com/jellyneck, the one and only Johnny Cash!

Television:

This one time, I hooked up my Nintendo to my lawnmower. I got the highest score every time!

Books:

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did." ~ Mark Twain

Heroes:

"It's better to regreat something you did than something you didn't do" -The Butthole Surfers

My Blog

Bulletins

BULLETIN BARRAGES Category: MySpace I can't believe I have to post this, but I don't like it when I have to delete cool people from my page so I'm offering an explanation and a heads up..... Posting...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:25:00 PST