trying to con my parents into lending me $400,000 to build a villa in dominican republic... i'll keep you posted.here's the update... didn't happen
the dali lama
any and all as long as it don't suck.
old-timey movies like cool hand luke, gas light, whatever happened to baby jane, look who's coming to dinner - except the doc's dad never got to say beans but ol' white cracker spencer tracy went on for half a flippin hour, some like it hot, anything with dean martin (with the exception of cannonball run... well, i DO like cannonball run...dah-dah-daaaaaah!)the movies of my childhood: grease, 9 to 5, the pirate movie, blue lagoon, STIR CRAZY! private eyes - don knotts and tim conway - A CLASSIC! the apple dumpling gang, puff the magic dragon, the original thank god it's friday, the original shaggy dog, escape from witch mountain and return from witch mountain, AND ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE!!!new-fangled movies - UNDERWORLD, THE INCREDIBLES!, star wars before george lucas went back and fucked it all up - RELEASE THE UNTAINTED VERSIONS, YOU RICH BASTARD! raise the red lantern, I JUST LOVED THE VILLAGE! hurrah for m.night shamalamadingdong!
SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!! the simpsons, of course, and then (much to the chagrin of my brother) family guy, who, as we all know STEALS WITHOUT CONSCIENCE from the simpsons but takes the jokes oh so much farther... OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUCH FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just love that project runway but weren't the designers a little... um, "less" than they were season 1? and i had a terrible addiction to gilmore girls but that's been cured by much and great teasing by one mr dave abdullah who watches scary movie 2 and crap like that... the charmed and angel obsessions were over two years ago, so there's no fodder for foolery there. i also love love love public access in theory but can't stand to watch due to poor production values.
A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY, YOU ASSHOLES! AMERICAN GODS... go get it and read it and love it.... NOTHING LIKE IT EVER. candyfreak by steve almond - delicious! ina garten's cookbooks - she is a whole lotta brownie-making goodness... nigella lawson's cookbooks - a tasty treat herself! the harry potter books, the pamphlet, "so you've decided to be cremated," all the books my mother and father have yet to write, my brother's endless verbal tome on how i should live my life, the back and sides of the silk soy milk cartons, all the books on spirituality and religion by leslie weatherhead -- SO GOOD.
my brother. so go and sign up to be his friend or i'll kick your ass.