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Heavy Metal, Thunder-Striking JESUS!

So why don't you get down on your knee and I will bless you with my Flying V?

About Me

My name is Lee.
I live in a Tree.
I like to wee.
whilst watching tv.

Apart from the second line, none of that is true. I really live in Manchester, I actually prefer pooping to weeing and TV is mostly crap, unless it's some crackpot, 'hilarious' british comedy, like Spaced to Black Books etc.

So yes, Manchester; it's where I live. I live there, because I go to Manchester University, and also because if I didn't live there I'd probably be homeless and so on. At Manchester University I'm studying [or 'reading' as they say on University Challange] to become a leet ghaxoring 'MEng Computer Engineer'. Obviously anyone who studies Computer Science is a big geek, and I'm no exception—hell, I even just used a strong tag instead of a b one! GEEKTOTHEMAX.

So, so far we've establlished that:

My name is Lee,
I live in a Tree,
I go to Manchester University and study Computer Science...
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So, to further expand on this thrillingly vital collection of info, I'd like to throw this little snippet into the pot: I have longhair, it's well good! Here's a bite more: I like 'music'. What music? Well, have a look at the other section to find out, if you're really that interested. In addition to his, I am oft known to play the drums. However right now I don't have kit access, so I usually end up playing The Leg, The Table or the good old fashion Pots and Pans.

That was well worth reading, wasn't it? It's briliant, I'd say

Hello dearies. My name is Lee. I like bananas. I live in sunny Manchester, as I'm a student at the main University there. Manchester is an awesome place, I want to live there for ever.Music: Because that defines me as a person, don't it? As a general rule I tend to like Rock and Metal based music, with splashes of ska, reggae, indie, classica, acousitc, "core", electroni- infact, I generally like anything instrument based, with a bit of a melody thrown in for good measure. I mostly prefer the Power, Heavy, Symphonic and Progressive variants of metal and the "Classic" variants of Rock with a hint of "Heavy", "Prog", "Cheese", "Cock", "Glam" and "insert 60/70/80's rock genre here" types..Oh yeah, aside from being a big geek, I also play drums whenever I can get kit access, or the tables, pads and cushions whenever I can't. Thump Thump, hey what?

My Interests

    Rocking Out (I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out!) Air Guitar Digitiser Computers—Geeky Shit, Linux, Unix, Programming 'stuff', Computer Games, Porn! etc. P.s., I HATE making websites Comedy—Funny things, funny people funny shows Games (Computer) Adventure Games—Monkey Island, Beneath a Steel Sky, Loom, Adventure Game Studio, Space Quest etc Strategy Games, digitised or not, eg Close Combat, Chess, Startopia, Total War series, Homeworld -- NOTE: Not C&C shitty clones where you churn out units and gather 'resources' -- this includes warcraft and ilk Computer 'Simulation' style games Squad-based, team-based and sometimes singular persona based first/third person adventure/action/shooters :) Any beautifully made, well thought out games, especially independant games that didn't need the latest 3d ultra graphics, a £40 million budget and a vast team of marketers - they sold well [or didn't in some games] purely because of their gameplay, balance and the thought and time that went into shaping the whole game e.g., Uplink, Monkey Island, Startopia, Homeworld, Half-Life 1, Cannon Fodder etc etc
  • Music—Different kinds of Metal, Rock, Reggae based rock, Indie, some Drum 'n' Bass, Classical, easy-listening, 'odd'—Quite eclectic really
  • Playing the drums
  • Insult Swordfighting aka fighting like a cow
  • Oringinailty in products
  • Cultural Respect
  • I'd like to meet:

    Someone into poetry, long walks on a beach, wildlife, children, small fluffy animals, cute things, flowers, classic literature and be sizes 10, 12, 84 & 46-47-35.
    Also, they have to be dynamite in bed.

      A god of some form;
      Just to see what kind of things they can do.A real Viking;
      Just to see how much more hair and muscle I have to grow before I can become one.John Hare, and possibly anyone else who worked at Sensible Software during it's golden age;
      Just to shake his hand and say thankyou.Ron Gilbert, and anyone else who worked on any of LucasArts' [or LucasFilm games'] games—once again—back in their golden days.
      Once again, just so that I can say "cheers ducks".A lot of the members of bands that I like;
      Just to buy them a drink or two and treat them like normal people! :)Mr Biffo
      So that I may fondle his balls Possibly many many more

    Music:

    Note: This hasn't been updated in agggggges! Music Muddy Fucka:
    Ac/Dc;
    Alice In Chains;
    Audioslave;
    Avenged Sevenfold;
    Blind Guardian;
    Brain May;
    Bruce Dickinson;
    Bryan Adams;
    Children Of Bodom;
    Counting Crows;
    Creed;
    Deep Purple;
    Dispatch;
    Dragonforce;
    Dream Evil;
    Dream Theater;
    Eels;
    Freedom Call;
    Gamma Ray;
    Gruvis Malt;
    Guns 'N' Roses;
    Hammerfall;

    Helloween;
    Iced Earth;
    Iron Maiden;
    Jane's Addiction;
    Joe Satriani;
    King Crimson;
    Led Zeppelin;
    Machinae Supremacy;
    Manowar;
    Metallica;
    Motley Crue;
    Motorhead;
    Muse;
    Nightwish;
    Nine Inch Nails;
    Pantera;
    Pearl Jam;
    Pink Floyd;
    Queen;
    Queensryche;
    Rachel Stamp;
    Rachmaninov;
    Rage Against The Machine;
    Rhapsody;
    Rod Zombie;
    Santana;
    Saxon;
    Scorpions;
    Shostakovich;
    Silvertide;
    Smashing Pumpkins;
    Spinal Tap;
    Spineshank;
    Steel Dragon :);
    Stellastarr*;
    Steve Vai;
    Stratovarius;
    Symphony X
    The Calling;
    The Darkness;
    Thin Lizzy
    Tool;
    Van Halen;
    Whitesnake;Types of Music:
    Rock; Classic, Glam, Grunge, Cock, Heavy, Hard, Proggresive etc etc and so and so forth.
    Metal; Heavy, Power, Symphonic, Epic, Heavy, Proggresive etc etc and so on and so forth.
    Other stuff; Misc.

    Movies:

    Loads

    Television:

    TV? Shmeevee!

    Books:

    War novels, Catch 22, Fantasy etc. J.R.R Tolkien William Gibson Terry Pratchett Terry Goodkind Tom Holt Loads more

    Heroes:

    Paladin with a +22 Broadsword of Dragon Pwning. John Hare More to come...

    My Blog

    Manchester Uni!

    From this moment on, for loads-of-months on end, I shall be living in Manchester. ROCK ON. [I posted this at 1:49am, but I fast forwarded time a little just for this blog]
    Posted by Heavy Metal, Thunder-Striking JESUS! on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:51:00 PST

    Oh dear

    My life has been rated:See what your rating is!Created by bart666 Your Taste in Music: Heavy Metal: Highest InfluenceProgressive Rock: Highest Influence80's Alternative: High Influence80's Rock: ...
    Posted by Heavy Metal, Thunder-Striking JESUS! on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 03:10:00 PST

    The internet.

    I fucking hate the internet and I fucking hate all you people I communicate through it. Fuck off. I'm not using it again for this purpose after today, you bunch of shits.
    Posted by Heavy Metal, Thunder-Striking JESUS! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    On Blogging, and the associated joys of.

    I onced blogged a horse, y'know. He didn't bloody well like it, that fucker. And do you know what? I tried, I really did try.. and all he could do was look at me like "neigh". Neigh? NEIGH?! NAY-FU...
    Posted by Heavy Metal, Thunder-Striking JESUS! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST