Jeff

This is the second time I'm typing this fucking thing, because I'm technologically challenged and deleted my first one. Hopefully this one will be better. I feel like a sellout. I resisted the myspace craze for a long time, but the stint is finally over. The waves of conformity have finally cascaded over my soul. But hey, whaddya gonna do? So, you want to know about me, eh? I enjoy traveling to different places more than anything. I like to read and talk about books because I'm a dork. I am a member of the 2009 Class of Northwestern. I love comedy more than anything. I myself possess a rather dry, cynical brand of humor, which I utilize frequently throughout the day. I like meeting new people and going new places. I enjoy to snowboard. I WON'T list my BESTEST BESTES BETTER THAN THE RESTEST friends because 1. i'll leave someone out, thereby destroying a meaningful friendship; 2. i hate people who do that; 3. you can't quantify friendship. I enjoy learning about everything, as well as tutoring for extra cash ($15/hr IM me Jeff852 if you are getting less than an A+ in any class you have ever taken. ever. i really need money for college.) I DON'T like working at Fuck Fair (Drug Fair), which is where this sexy pic of me was taken by my good friend Lauren. I LuV TaLkIn On mY CeLl FoNe*~*~ Actually, that was a lie. I hate talking .. phones, though I enjoy text messaging. I greatly dislike Ashlee Simpson and Paris Hilton. I just watched the movie Napoleon Dynamite, and I enjoy quoting it with all the other assholes who, like me, think it's really funny to quote that movie. In fact, I will end this with a quote from it: "K BYE"GO!: http://community.webshots.com/user/jeff852