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hambot 3000

jellybeans and waffles

About Me

chocolate, dance, chocolate, dance, read, laundry, chocolate, dance,read, coffee,dance,feed guinea pigs , half ass some yoga,kiss shahn's moustache, chocolate, sushi, victoria's secret semi annual sale, waste time on internet, dance, coffee, fried chicken, dance, ride bike, meditate,nap, chocolate, coffee, complain,think about trying nursing school,miss my daddy, hug my mommy, laugh, cry, dance, dream,dead authors,dead poets,dead imaginary lovers,drink, dance, uncle bens rice bowl, clean contacts, lose glasses, chocolate,knit, coffee, camp, chocolate, dance, action figures, ponder becoming a nun, sip whiskey,rethink the nun thing,play with paint, travel, coffee, dance, chocolate, stir and repeat

My Interests

cirque du stupide,order of the brassica, eastern philosophy, science & spirituality, my family, pork products, airplanes, glo-worms, beer, hot tubs, meditation, hot tea, disney world, dancing, costumes, funny hats,space, painting, tattoos, string theory, food on sticks, shoes, cheesecake ,dill pickle potato chips, gnomes, tinkerbell, criss angel, david copperfield, made for tv magician specials, the victorias secret semi-annual sale, futurists, the inner workings of shahn's brain, bunnies, and jelly beans.

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp,the roaming gnome form the travelocity commercials, and rich people who want to give me money for grad school out of sheer good will

Music:

anything that makes me want to dance or dream, ambient, really dark ambient, really really dark ambient, gritty techno,jazzy soulful house, slient records, drop bass network, fax label, ebm, skl, abc...defg...hijk.lmn-o-p. lately, i'm getting an education in all things neofolk/neoclassical and german. i like it. however, i can't stop listening to fischerspooner. it is an addiction.

Movies:

All the Muppet Movies,

Television:

Family Guy, Adult Swim, Golden Girls.

Books:

Crime and Punishement, An Interrupted Life and Letters from Westerbork - Etty Hillesum, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, The Quantum and the Lotus, The Elegant Universe, Dr. Seuss, dirty old russian novels, Rumi, Journals of Dan Eldon, Neal Stephenson,Tolkin,stuff about aliens breeding with ancient humans,esoteric werido stuff and pretty much anything about the relationship b/t science and religion, futurist thought, and media. Harry Potter and I are getting married next year.

Heroes:

My mother and father,devoted nuns and monks of all respectable faiths, dan eldon, jim henson, the historical jesus and buddha, selfless and honest people.