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About Me

A bit of a nutcase at times and the times that I'm not are few and far between!
Apart from rockin' out and getting drunk! I'm just out for cheap laughs, cheap booze and I would say cheap women, but I'm yet to meet a woman that's cheap... The bloody scabs I usually attract are usually out for all they can get... Hmmm, a certain Heather Mills springs to mind, we all thought she was a money grabber, but in my humble opinion she's trying to take an arm and a leg! Well hopefully she doesn't have a leg to stand on in court... Ok, I better stop before the lawsuits flood in!
By the way, I really don't take much seriously at all! I laugh at my imperfections as much as I laugh at everyone else's! So, politically correct I'm not!
Well, apart from all of the above! My first love is the auld music... You can check out the bands on the bands list if you want to know more! My second love is my Wolverhampton Wanderers, with the class motto "Out of darkness cometh light"... But I prefer "Out of darkness cometh evil demons with big pointy teeth!".
Well, I think that's all for now! Have a laugh and don't die too young dudes!
Bring on the Pantera video...
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And some Pearl Jam :)
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BLUE
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My Interests

Picking holes in religions and listening to/playing/enjoying music! Watching decent films and TV shows.... Reading and stuff. Hanging out with cool laid back people, having a laugh and talking shite (Well, I'm a bloke and that's more like second nature!). El playstation :) I'm the mutts nuts in EA Fight Night.... No matter how drunk I am I very rarely lose. And last but not least the mighty Wolves... That's Wolverhampton Wanderers to the uneducated! We were great once.... ..

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag, unfortunately that will never happen since December 2004! Apart from that decent, honest people. I've had it with with losers, liars and fakes; been down that road too many times and it's always results in me being screwed over.

Music:

Pantera, Dream Theater, Pearl Jam, Jason Becker, Megadeth, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Ron Thal / Mr Bumblefoot himeslef, Mt Bungle, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani , Stone Temple Pilots, Audioslave, RATM, Primus, Metallica (Old Stuff!), Black Crowes, White Zombie, Frank Zappa, Led Zepplin, Queen, Velvet Revolver, SRV, Muse, Breed 77, The Doors, Deftones, Korn (Yeah, some people may think that's sad, but I've got more to come, lol), Creed, Alter Bridge and loads of others!

Movies:

Gone with the Wind, One flew over the Cuckoos nest, As good as it gets, Happy Gilmore, XXX, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob (Well anything by Sir Kevin Smith) :), Scarface, The Godfather, Amelie, Taxi (The original French film and not the crappy American Remake!), Dances with Wolves, Saw, Singles (Bring back the old grunge days!), Matrix (The first film!), Highlander, Taxi Driver, Airheads, The Untouchables, Dances with Wolves. And Zombie flicks :)

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, My Name is Earl, Lost, Documentries, Farscape.

Books:

Anything by King or Barker! Possibly my favourites would be The Stand or Weaveworld. Other than that, James Herbert, Shaun Hudson, Anne Rice, Graham Hancock (I know, I could take the piss out of that name so easily that it ain't worth it), James Herbert, Roald Dahl (Was my fav as a kid and deserves a mention). Anything horror or anything that tries to open your eyes a bit.

Heroes:

Dimebag, Jason Becker, John Bonham, Cliff Burton, Stevie Ray Vaughun (That would be a hell of a band!).
This may sound sad I know, but my mum... If you knew the struggles she went through to bring me and my brothers up, then you would understand.
Possibly the best mate I've ever had... Sir Allan of the albumflaps! And I raise a glass to the crazy son of a very nice mother actually and the mad rants that we've had over the years... I honestly think that he's the only dude that's ever really got yours truly and understands what makes me tick... Well, maybe we are just two very similar dudes!

My Blog

I have BLOG ;)

Well, thought it was time to get this fecker up to date again!Last thing on the blog was going on about my house move.... Well, I've made it and it's 3 months later. But, it didn't work out exactly as...
Posted by Darren on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

My arse hurts... One year on!

Well, a year on from me breaking a rib, chipping a tooth and breaking my tail bone all in one mad night in The Venue... Me arse still hurts Hard to believe... It's been almost a year since all s...
Posted by Darren on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

Been an even longer time!

Well folks, finally got my ass into gear and updated my myspace! It's hardly been touched in almost a year and the last blog entry was donkeys ago! Well..... Were to start..... Ok I woke this morning!...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

Been a long time!

Well, been a few months. Life still sucks big time! Well, shouldn't really say that when I have such great friends and a well paid job.... But damn am I sexually frustrated these days, lol.At the minu...
Posted by Darren on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

And I thought Belfast was Warm!!!!!

Ok, I sodded of to Paris last week. And bloody hell for the first 3 days it was like 38 degress! I was walking in the sunlight for 12 hours a day and still didn't get a tan (Class!), didn't won't to l...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

New beard, a year older and no f**king work :)

Yup folks, Darren has changed his beard style yet again! Bet all you ladies are jealous that you can't grow beards (Well, some of you probably can, but that's a different story, lol). Well, at least i...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

Life, Love and Penalty shoot outs!

Well, new month... Had me a job assessment and interview this week which I totally aced and now I have another one next week. In the words of Sir Homer... "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I me...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:58:00 PST

Life is moving on... Slowly!

Well, another month almost gone! God, half way through another year... Well, time to be a bit more positive than I have been for a while. Got an assessment for a job tomorrow and possibly an interview...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:52:00 PST

who,what,when,where,why

who.what.when.where.why*THE WHO'S*Who is in the room with you?ME and myselfWho was the last person to text you?Cartman (Sorry, Fat Robert)Who are you thinking about now?Jack DanielsWho did you l...
Posted by Darren on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

Me bum hurts!!!!!

Well that got your attention, lol. Me bum is quite fine and no butt checks were hurt in the creation of this blog! Life is good, life is me bum checks parked on a nice comfy chair!Just uploaded a few ...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:22:00 PST