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Joripoo

joripoo

About Me

It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad. Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad. Octorocs, tectites, and leapers too; but with your help our hero pulls through! Yeah, way cool! Wicky wicky wick!

My Interests

You.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet not me. I already know me. AIM name: Joripoo

Music:

Music is for indie elitist bastards. Cursive is for Pat.

Movies:

Not 2001: A Space Odyssey. Movie was terrible, probably because I wasn't high.

Television:

Futurama; best show evar.

Books:

Someone find me a copy of Anansi Boys. You people are failing miserably :(

Heroes:

Captain Dan:Tegan and Sara:

My Blog

Wow, Metroid is better than...

The0utsider666 (3:47:51 AM): does 5 minutes of sex count as active?Joripoo (3:49:02 AM): 5 minutes?Joripoo (3:49:14 AM): Well, give it a couple of weeks and you'll be up to 30!The0utsider666 (3:50:06 ...
Posted by Joripoo on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:53:00 PST

I miss Man or Astroman

For 2 awesome reasons.Awesome reason the first:The Theramin Awesome reason the second:Homemade Tesla Coil ...
Posted by Joripoo on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

It's cold in here

and dark.Someone turn a light on or something.  I should probably take a shower.
Posted by Joripoo on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

Pay to play

I was really looking foward to playing Hellgate: London (www.hellgatelondon.com).  It is a first/third person shooter developed by the people who made Diablo and Diablo 2, two of my mostest favor...
Posted by Joripoo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

Two firsts in one dream.

This was the weirdest dream I think I've ever had, so I figured it was worth posting for all to laugh at.  It was as such:I am the princess of some realm(First first:I was a girl in this dream wt...
Posted by Joripoo on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

California

I just got back from spending a month on the west coast; mostly in California, and have discovered a few things I think everyone needs to know before they venture forth into the unknown.1. Nobody west...
Posted by Joripoo on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

"noobing out hard"

This is the first installment of my description of the condition I have been suffering for the past 24 years.  I have recently been diagnosed as "noobing out hard".  I was blissfully unaware...
Posted by Joripoo on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST