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ERK

About Me

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My Blog

The Aristocrats

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who?-Conor Oberst2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artis...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Things I've Learned Recently

- Fanta® Strawberry kicks ass - I'm apparently very judgmental - Eagles of Death Metal will rock your balls off, regardless of your sex - I am sad/lonely almost all of the time - The Golden R...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:00:00 GMT

A message to myself


Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:07:00 GMT

Whatever helps you sleep at night

The core of most religious principles (as far as I know it, and I'll be the first to admit, my knowledge is quite limited) is to be a good person, to yourself and others.  That is it.  The q...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:28:00 GMT

Tyler's words coming out of my mouth

Serenity is apathy Tranquility is indifference Peace is detatchment Harmony is insouciance To be happy is to settle or compromise with all the things you have, and all things you never will.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:37:00 GMT

The Way Out Is Through

So a person comes over to my house tonight, a person that I really don't care to see, and hangs out with my sister and my cousin.  So what do I do?  I leave.  I accompany Sid on an epic...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:24:00 GMT

Third time's a charm

Repeating the same action expecting to get different results is the definition of insanity, or so I've been told.  I've repeated the same action for almost two years now, so what does that make m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:51:00 GMT

The Ruler Of Infinity's Return From Oblivion

Do some events seem too well organized to be coincidence?  But that would mean admitting that certain existential concepts, i.e. fate, were possible.  I'm not saying fate is impossible, it j...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:58:00 GMT

21

So I'm 21 now, as some of you may or may not know.  I'm now at the legal age to buy/consume alcohol, smoke, purchase pornography, gamble at a casino, and go into a strip club.  All the thing...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:24:00 GMT

Hypocrite

You are a hypocrite. Yes, you.  If you've ever said you'd never ever in a million years do a certain thing, or if you've ever criticized someone for doing something and then turned around and did...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:54:00 GMT