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SkyPork

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About Me



I'm just a normal guy who -- nope, I couldn't even say that with a straight face. I'm not normal. I'm not visibly abnormal, but you start to notice odd things about me as you get to know me.

Okay, basics: I live in Tempe, Arizona, because that's where all my stuff is. I work for myself, and although that affords me huge freedom in my schedule, it's not really all that glamorous ... and it sucks, really, truly sucks around tax time. What I do, to summarize, is provide technical assistance for corporate meetings. Big ones. With, like, hunnerds of people and big projectors and really stressed out meeting planners who behold my technical skills and subsequently fall to their knees and worship me like a GEEK GOD.

No, I didn't forget the "R" just then.

My Interests

Cooking (I'm a bit of a health nut, but not in the usual "tofu & tempeh" way), writing stories, riding my mountain bike (although usually not on an actual mountain ... I don't get to do that nearly often enough), hitting the gym to POMP EYE-UHN, hanging out with whichever of my friends aren't being lame at the moment, or wasting away the minutes of my life playing a computer game or, more recently, writing all that you see here.

I'd like to meet:

Smart, weird people with dry, quick senses of humor, who don't take life or themselves too seriously, and who think "growing up" is totally overrated. And -- this is important -- who have some basic grasp of reality, and don't dwell solely in their own little version of it. And if you're a habitual flake, save yourself from a scathing diatribe by not contacting me. One last exclusion: I'm not big on "pen pals." If you're one of those professional myspacers who just want thousands of "friends" to fill up your comment space, while never actually getting to know any of them (let alone meeting them) ... then please, don't try to strike up a conversation.

Music:

Odd tastes here: in addition to your normal radio "alternative" stuff, I listen to a lot of techno and trance, and movie soundtracks.

Movies:

I like typical "guy movies," but only ones with tight, well-crafted plots and at least some intelligence. The Terminator (and its sequel.... James Cameron is A FILM GOD), The Matrix trilogy, although they got sequentially worse, Die Hard ... there are others, of course. Here's a tidbit: half of the DVDs I own are Japanese cartoons.

Television:

This one's easy: Heroes, Day Break, 24, Prison Break, Lost, Scrubs, The Simspons, Family Guy. That's about it; there were others, but they got canceled. I will ... not ... ever be caught watching "reality" TV. Death is too good for network TV executives.....

Books:

Currently reading a few by Neil Gaiman. I love those Brit authors, I do. I'm a big Michael Crichton fan too, and more recently, Dan Brown, and less recently, William Gibson.

Heroes:

...... Batman?

My Blog

How to clean your keyboard

I know ... I said I was going to use the blogging area for more intellectual pursuits.  I've amended that:  now it'll be used for intellectual pursuits and funny stuff.  I'll let you de...
Posted by SkyPork on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

My first blog....

Well ... here it is.  My first blog.  Isn't it great?  And look at you, reading it so diligently, like a cute little monkey!Well, that's it.  Blog's over.  There will be more ...
Posted by SkyPork on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST