Mike "The Storytella"

I'd like to meet:

I am interested in just meeting people in general. I am in a relationship so I am just looking to meet new friends from all over to chat, party or hang out with. They should have a good sense of humor, be fairly spontaneous, be able to keep me laughing, love music because playing and writing music is what I wanna do with the rest of my life. Someone that is confident in themselves. Someone intelligent, reliable, friendly, responsible and above all must be honest. I hung out with Bruce Gordon, the bass player of I Mother Earth, for awhile after a gig at a local bar which they rocked hard. He was pretty cool. We discussed why it is us bass players never usually get the chicks...lol, the answer...damn singers....hahaha, just buggin ya buddy!!!!

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.



GO TIGERS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Mostly Rock and Alt. Rock!!! The Used, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Story of the Year, Matt Good, Tea Party, Finger Eleven, Adema, 30 Seconds To Mars, 12 Stones, Seether, OLP, STP, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade, Cold, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, The Juliana Theory, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Korn, Sum41, System of a Down, Three Days Grace, Big Wreck, Staind, My Chemical Romance, Linkin' Park, Armchair Cynics, Foo Fighters, Billy Talent, All-American Rejects, Tool, Deftones

I've seen all of the following play live: Big Wreck twice, I Mother Earth twice, Treble Charger twice, Matt Good twice, Edwin twice, Our Lady Peace twice, The Used, 30 Seconds to Mars, Evanescence, Stone Sour, The Black Maria, City and Colour, Aerosmith, Jackyl, Def Leppard, Tea Party, Sara McLachlan, David Usher, Bif Naked, Project Wyze, Finger Eleven, Seether, Holly McNarland, The Watchmen, Joydrop, Tripping Daisy, Theory of a Deadman, Staind, Default, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Armchair Cynics, Marianas Trench

Movies:

Horrors, Action, Comedies, Anything with Adam Sandler, he kicks ass

JEROME IGINLA AT HIS BEST!!!!

Television:

Hockey Night in Canada or whatever station the Red Wings are playing on, CSI, CSI Miami, 24, NCIS, Without a Trace, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Lost, Smallville, Bones, Numbers, Crossing Jordan, Law and Order SVU & CI, Cold Case, Two and a half men, How I met your mother, Raw

Wow, what a hit

Books:

Heroes:

Heroes, not really any....idols though, Kurt Cobain & Layne Stayley were both huge musical influences. Steve Yzerman has been my fav. hockey player since he came in the league. Longest serving captain of any team ever.... He just rocks.