Friends, discovering new (and old) music, playing sax, going to shows, movies, good stuff on TV, graphic novels, action figures, cats, cooking, food, tasty beverages, libraries and library science, the First Amendment, retro culture, writing, travel, law and justice, and my beautiful and brilliant, sweet and sexy girlfriend.
Cats. I like cats more than I like most people.
But I wouldn't mind meeting YOU either. Especially if you want to form a band with a sexy girl singer and twangy guitars and tight horns and play in minor keys and wear sharp suits. Then I'm your man. I'm a frustrated lounge musician looking for one last chance at rock stardom.
TOM WAITS * Portishead * Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis * Pogues * Elvis Presley * Ben Folds (Five) * Neko Case/New Pornographers * Belle and Sebastian * Queen * Smiths/Morrissey * Ella Fitzgerald * Brian Setzer/Stray Cats * Mike Ness/Social Distortion * Steroid Maximus/J.G. Thirlwell * Charlie Parker * Morphine * Dick Dale * Danny Elfman * Raveonettes * Frou Frou/Imogen Heap * Decemberists * White Stripes * Johnny Cash * Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds * Less Than Jake * Pietasters * Clash * Ramones * Royal Crown Revue * Reverend Horton Heat * Frank Zappa * Strokes * Shins * Chris Isaak * Jerry Lee Lewis * Ennio Morricone * Raymond Scott * Cure * Lovage * Garbage * Jonathan Richman * and most jazz, swing, rockabilly, ska, surf, indie rock, trip-hop, punk, gloomy '80s alternative, geek/nerd rock, lounge, alt-country, power pop, film scores, crooners, girl singers, spaghetti western music, "training montage" rock, anything smoky, mysterious, twangy, sexy, cinematic, and "film noir-esque."
Casablanca * Fight Club * Ghostbusters * Pulp Fiction * LA Confidential * True Romance * Die Hard * Indiana Jones trilogy * Dark City * Goodfellas * Brazil * Office Space * The Graduate * Grosse Pointe Blank * Matrix (1 only) * Godfather 1-2 * Chicago * Tombstone * Sin City * Eternal Sunshine * Garden State * The 40-Year-Old Virgin * Knocked Up * Little Shop of Horrors * Marx Brothers films * Lord of the Rings trilogy * This Is Spinal Tap * Woody Allen films * RENT * Kill Bill * Star Wars OT * Princess Bride * Spider-Man 1-2 * Memento * Usual Suspects * Army Of Darkness * Snatch * Lock Stock... * Serenity * The Killer * Hard Boiled * Swingers * Stranger Than Fiction * Reservoir Dogs * Pee-Wee's Big Adventure * Angel Heart * X-Men 2 * Primal Fear * V For Vendetta * just about any noir/crime/mystery stories * stuff with mind-fuck plot twists and unhappy endings
Arrested Development * Buffy the Vampire Slayer * Angel * Deadwood * Lost * The Office (both) * Venture Bros. * Dexter * Rome * The Shield * Firefly * No Reservations * Stella * Good Eats * 24 * Scrubs * Carnivale
On the Road (Jack Kerouac) * Catcher In the Rye (J.D. Salinger) * Kitchen Confidential (Anthony Bourdain) * the "L.A. Quartet" novels (James Ellroy) * Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (Michael Chabon) * The Power of Myth (Joseph Campbell) * Mythology (Edith Hamilton) * Fight Club (Chuck Pahlaniuk) * and many works by John Steinbeck, Raymond Chandler, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Ernest Hemingway, Carl Hiaasen, and the comic book writers: Moore, Robinson, Ellis, Brubaker, Giffen and DeMatteis, David, Ennis, Gaiman, Wagner, Allred, Miller, Baker, Casey, Cooke...
Spider-Man, for pointing out "With great power comes great responsibility." Batman, since he can beat ANYONE with prep time. Rupert Giles, for being a nerdy librarian who can still kick ass.
But seriously: My parents, for their patience and wisdom, for always trying to do the right thing, spurred on by the best of intentions. Stacey, for showing me how to feel, and love, and be loved. Joss Whedon, Alan Moore, Tom Waits, Quentin Tarantino, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and everyone else who creates great art and music and literature and entertainment, for inspiring us to be better people or to make the world a better place, or just distracting us and cheering us up when we realize this is as good as it gets. And anyone who takes a risk and steps outside of their comfort zone and decides to take their lives in a different direction if they find themselves on the wrong path, I raise my glass in your honor.