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Steven

Whip off the fig leaf and show us what you got

About Me

I mumble to myself in the supermarket.

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My Interests

How to simultaneously escape and face up to it.
I like the night-time, and not because it's dark.

I'd like to meet:

Please.... No more bands who profess how much THEY ROCK!

I'm a miserable cunt.

Music:

WFMU. AND: JAMES BLOOD ULMER, Prince Charles and the City Beat Band, Don Cherry, JAMES WHITE AND THE BLACKS, Ornette, Grace Jones, Batfinks, PRIMAL FRUITCAKE, heavy dub reggae, Sculpture, Cristina, JAMES BROWN, Jim LeBaigue's drumming, Cassette Boy, Lord Kitchener, PiL, Robert Wyatt, RIP RIG + PANIC, New Age Steppers, Matthew Shipp, LITTLE PRINCESS ORCHESTRA, Trouble Funk, David Murray, GOOD DISCO, Prince, more and more free jazz, and whatever is coming out of Giles' computer.

Movies:

Blade Runner, Ghost World, Sons of the Desert, Duck Soup, Brazil, Happiness, The Filth and the Fury, Something Wild.

Television:

Old Comic Strips and Curb.

Books:

Henry Miller, Paul Morley, Philip K. Dick, Alexei Sayle. Favourite book as a child: 'Tricycle Tim' by Bruce Carter

Heroes:

Bruce Smith. That boy could DRUM!

My Blog

Could this be why Claptons gone to the fucking dogs?

"Single Room in Hackney (E5)Available for short letting (from 1 week up to 6 months, negotiable) Perfect place for a visiting artist, producer or curator. Especially suitable if working near Angel, S...
Posted by Steven on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:52:00 PST

Just my luck

I have had a bit of luck this week. After 5 weeks of jobless poverty (after a year of waged poverty with SMS couriers), I have finally been offered a job, with a salary, and paid holidays, in somewher...
Posted by Steven on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:40:00 PST

I hate it when...

You have a word count for an essay or article, which you're obliged to bulk up despite having made your essential point in 100 words less than what's required.
Posted by Steven on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:36:00 PST

Worst quotes of 2008 (a blog in progress)

"The teenager who says no to drugs, and says yes to an education - that's a miracle."- wise words uttered by Morgan Freeman, "Bruce Almighty". Okay, so it's not from this year, but only saw it the oth...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

My tooth fell out

My tooth hath fallen out. It happened over at Mickeyth whilethd chewing a chicken thandwich. Ith affected my eating and I'm getting an ulther on my tongue, but I haven't notithed any adverth effect to...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Number 1

I have been accused of being interested only in myself. This is hurtful, a slur on my principles and my general sense of humanity. I suspect it is also true... I have noticed myself becoming more ...
Posted by Steven on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Currying

Well, I've skived off work again today. Given that I'm now also taking Wednesdays off, I fear SCS are finally beginning to lose patience with me...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com...
Posted by Steven on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

Mackenzie: CUNT

http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article2032686.ece
Posted by Steven on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST

NOT FEMALE

Searching for a flat, you will always find an advert that looks too good to be true  and it almost always is. Nice area, not too many flatmates, suspiciously cheap rent... and, looming at the bottom,...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST

Another reason to be an atheist

Yet another nice person has died young. It's been a while since God pointed His divine digit at somebody least deserving of such a fate. Presumably after the double whammy of Robin Cook and Mo Mowlam ...
Posted by Steven on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:40:00 PST