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NOT SO FAST WOYZECK!!!! :@

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... hypnotising
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75%

Prepy


35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


25%

Rocker, Mosher


20%

Goth


15%

Skater


5%

Emo


0%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Coates-Jones
Birthday: 15.07.88
Birthplace: Cardiff, Wales
Current Location: Nottingham
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown with some blonde!
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite of cors, left is weird
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: umm.. ted baker ones
Your Weakness: guilty concience
Your Fears: not having money
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni of cors
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have a luvly mrs n a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'r u serious?? :O'
Thoughts First Waking Up: well.. im male and we usually wake with the thoughts down below
Your Best Physical Feature: nose, cheek bones
Your Bedtime: like 2 AM these days
Your Most Missed Memory: MagalUF :(
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi deffo
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single plz
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea!! yumm
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: capuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: of cors
Do you Sing: of cors!
Do you Shower Daily: well yeah
Have you Been in Love: im not sure..
Do you want to go to College: yupo u mean uni?? well yes
Do you want to get Married: yesss
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but steve 'next qweeze' does
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: yep
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: dont bother me
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: yer :(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: umm no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no :S stupid american shit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: on the balcony in maga yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: errrr... some flowers round sum1s neck in a club
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: no :(
Ever been Beaten up: nerly, but im too hard :)
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pilot
What country would you most like to Visit: been everywhere i wanna!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: smaller than me
Weight: not skinny, but not fat
Best Clothing Style: jeans n nice tops etc lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: there scattered all over my room
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many, but i dont live for regrets
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Coates-Jones
Birthday: 15.07.88
Birthplace: Cardiff, Wales
Current Location: Nottingham
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown with some blonde!
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite of cors, left is weird
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: umm.. ted baker ones
Your Weakness: guilty concience
Your Fears: not having money
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni of cors
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have a luvly mrs n a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'r u serious?? :O'
Thoughts First Waking Up: well.. im male and we usually wake with the thoughts down below
Your Best Physical Feature: nose, cheek bones
Your Bedtime: like 2 AM these days
Your Most Missed Memory: MagalUF :(
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi deffo
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single plz
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea!! yumm
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: capuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: of cors
Do you Sing: of cors!
Do you Shower Daily: well yeah
Have you Been in Love: im not sure..
Do you want to go to College: yupo u mean uni?? well yes
Do you want to get Married: yesss
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but steve 'next qweeze' does
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: yep
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: dont bother me
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: yer :(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: umm no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall

My Interests

rugby, sport, drum and bass, jungle, producing music, Djing, speakers, money, holidays, food, alcohol, dancing, presenting, smart dress, fashion, women, girls, friends, family, cars, computers, fruity loops, parties, nights out, magaluf, gym, training, cuddles, kisses, sex :D lol

I'd like to meet:

Westwood... so i could hit him.. repeatedly jackie chan.. wahoo yeah cameron diaz, luv her still

Music:

dnb, jungle, liquid dnb, jump up, liquid funk, drum funk, rnb. twisted individual, jonnyL, dj marky, Dillinja, Total Science, baron, Dj Zen, FSOL, High Contrast, G Dub, Taxman, Dj Clipz, Pendulum, The force, Heist, Jaydan, Nero, Dj Krust, Grooverider + Fabio, Breakage, Dj Die, Chase and Status, Jenna G, Photek, Phesta, Alix Perez, DJ hype, Andy C, Lemon D, Danny Byrd, Klute, SubFocus, Mampi Swift, Dj Hazard, Wikaman, StressLevel, Sonic, Logistics, greg packer, Dj Fresh, Aphrodite, LTJ Bukem, Beta2, Roni size, Dj ink, doubleZero, Simon bassline Smith+Drumsound, Distorted Minds, Ed rush, Ez Rollers, Limewax, Lefunken, bad company, Sabre, vital Elements (V2E), Shy FX, T-Power, Sketch and Code. House, Scouse House, Funky House and Dirty House thanks magaluf :D

Movies:

2 fast 2 furious, rush hour, rush hour 2, dodgeball

Television:

takeshi's castle, little britain, south park, frasier, jackass, dirty sanchez, punk'd, two pints, pimp my ride lol, bo selecta, etc etc lol

Books:

no,no,no

Heroes:

family and good friends who look out for me