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Norbert Olivier

I'll break you...

About Me


The misbegotten sprog of a watchmaker and his mute wife, I never knew the voice of my mother. My wilder behaviours were met with sudden lashings and nothing else but silence and the tick tick tickings of my father's preoccupations. To this end, every day is the chance to vanquish my temerous and taciturn upbringing and manufacture only the most jarring and questionable of noises.

I am a belch.
I am a fart.
I am THE unavoidable, inevitable, un-disavowable truth that lies behind everything.

Norbert Oliviér covering "Brother, Can You Spare A Dime".
Playing "A Memory"

special thanks to CJDart for the bootleg!

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Member Since: 4/9/2006
Type of Label: None

My Blog

ALIVE film clip!

Ladies and Gentlemen, a phenomenon occured last monday.  Norbert Oliviér recorded his first film clip for his song, Alive.  It was a lightning affair of sturm und drang, and even the behind ...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

The Dream

In the style (though less closeted than "Giosue") I have decided to recount a dream from last night.  I would do this more often but it is rare when I can account a dream from start to end, and I...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:28:00 PST

Harlotry

Look at this woman!   Go on. Look.   She is a woman of the loosest of standards.  She is morally bankrupt and giddy with the base impulses of gender. She is the kind of w...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:16:00 PST

Magpies and other catastrophes...

In my observations I have spotted an alarming trend in the suburban magpie.  It is growing rapidly.  IN BOTH SIZE AND POPULATION.  My most obvious conclusion is that they are ...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:36:00 PST

On what there is...

Willard Van Orman Quine used the above phrase as the title of one of his many eminent papers on Ontology - the study of being or existence. A master of the concepts of identity and self-reference, he ...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

The only thing to fear...

The old adage is "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself".  Research bends towards Franklin D Roosevelt coining the phrase on March the 4th 1933 at his innaugural address.  [side...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:38:00 PST

The Grates - Testing My Patience

We cheese-eating surrender monkeys known as the French are quite infamous for our deficiencies and their ensuing compensations, but it is the blistered isle of Australia that I pity. Behold... a ...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:05:00 PST

The problem with humans.

The problem with humans is that they are walking bags of meat.  I admit that ashamedly, I am human too, but I live with complete awareness that we are the crap we make hamburgers out of; propped ...
Posted by Norbert Olivier on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST