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Who's Your Daddy?

Quim Magnet

About Me

Who gives a shit?
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My Interests

Pleasing myself, trainers, fannies, pitted olives, smoked salmon taramasalta, laughing while reading, lying in the sun, reading the papers, cocaine, mohitos, cold holsten pils, being with people I like, smokin fags, crosswords, my Mum's scrambled eggs, laughing at the severely disabled, being followed by security guards, writing fictitious letters to companies, marmite on toast, those ice-coffees from starbucks, the smell of petrol, playing frisbee, botanical hothouses, lying on my back looking at the stars.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Chris DeBurgh, The Electric Light Orchestra, Mick Hucknall(his new solo material), Neneh Cherry, 911, Boyz to Men, Cliff Richards, 4 non blones, U2, Jean Michelle-Jarr, Babylon Zoo, Sugagirls, Eternal, Slade, The Wurzels, The Village People, Michael Bolton, and hardcore Belgian handbag trance.

Movies:

A quick glance at my dvd collection would reveal such classics as...Happy Gilmore, I heart Huckabees, Withnail and I, Cinema Paradiso, Matrix Trilogy, House Of America, Napoleon Dynmaite, ID, Taxi, Nil by Mouth, The Godfather trilogy, The Odd Couple, The Apartment, Big, The Italian Job, The Goonies, Zulu, Dog Day Afternoon, Raging Bull, Sexy Beast, Chopper, Romper Stomper, Predator and all things Arnie, East is East, Get Carter, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, PLanes Trains and Automobiles, Kung Fu Hustle, as well as an impressive stash of pornography.

Television:

Columbo, The A Team, Buck Rogers, Countdown, Only Fools and Horses, cheap tasteless yank carcrash montage shows.

Books:

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Heroes:

Lenny Bruce, Nigel Benn, Bill Hicks, Ferris Beuller, Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, George Galloway,Maradonna, Arthur Scargill, Jonny Owen,Bob Dylan, George Galloway, John Lydon, John Cooper Clarke.

My Blog

The Oldest Paperboy In Dunstable

You're too old to be a paperboyYou just don't have the legsOf all the boys in Dunstableyou are the fuckin' dregs.There's not a single morning whenmy paper isn't lateWhen I peek out from my windowthere...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:25:00 PST

Shopping List

Milk bread cheese frozen peas, Bottle of coke soap on a rope, Pasties pies sausage rolls, Word for the wise tortured souls. Fruit an' things petit filous, onion rings next years news, The things we th...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:22:00 PST

Don’t Say It

Not now.Let's save it for drunken whisperingsfalling out of pubs and trousershunched together in beergardens.We'll save it for when our skin cracksand our hair goes up in grey flames.Tell it to my eye...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:14:00 PST

Bubble n Squeak

SpadeI like to calla spadea spade.I'm not outspokenI just think it's confusingto use any other term for it.SandcastlesI like my womenlike I like my sandcastlesCompletely made out of wet sandbig massiv...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Where Did You Learn To Dance?

Where did you learn them moves?Where did you learn to dance?Did you read them on the back of a biscuit tin?Did you learn that shit in FRANCE?!Did they come to you in the depths of a dreamas you were h...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

I Dont Know Anything About Lithuanians

I don't know anything about LithuaniansOr Poles for that matterRomanians are a mystery to mebut play accordions on tube trainswear baseball capsand have babiesthat live in orphanages.Black people are ...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:24:00 PST

Mushroomhead

Do not let your Grandmother near your hair.Bowl-cuts went out with sugar sandwiches,typhoid and 19th century Dublin slumhouses.She may smell like lavender and softmints,She may make the best korma in ...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:28:00 PST

Day Off

The phone rings and it's Shireenasking if I want to go to the zoo.I tell her in no uncertain terms that I do notand that it is my day offand that I will be switching my phone off.The dog scratches at ...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:20:00 PST

The Man

He is a man who sniffs bikeseatsHe is one hell of manA serious mana man of many charactersa man who frightens womena man who makes people sicka cunta bollocksa fucking plumthere are many sides to his ...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

Escalator

Perhaps we will meet again one dayIn a coffee shopIn a queue for the toiletat a music festivaland I will give you my placebefore quietly and discreetly wetting myself.Or when we are oldand parked toge...
Posted by Who's Your Daddy? on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:52:00 PST