Pleasing myself, trainers, fannies, pitted olives, smoked salmon taramasalta, laughing while reading, lying in the sun, reading the papers, cocaine, mohitos, cold holsten pils, being with people I like, smokin fags, crosswords, my Mum's scrambled eggs, laughing at the severely disabled, being followed by security guards, writing fictitious letters to companies, marmite on toast, those ice-coffees from starbucks, the smell of petrol, playing frisbee, botanical hothouses, lying on my back looking at the stars.
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Chris DeBurgh, The Electric Light Orchestra, Mick Hucknall(his new solo material), Neneh Cherry, 911, Boyz to Men, Cliff Richards, 4 non blones, U2, Jean Michelle-Jarr, Babylon Zoo, Sugagirls, Eternal, Slade, The Wurzels, The Village People, Michael Bolton, and hardcore Belgian handbag trance.
A quick glance at my dvd collection would reveal such classics as...Happy Gilmore, I heart Huckabees, Withnail and I, Cinema Paradiso, Matrix Trilogy, House Of America, Napoleon Dynmaite, ID, Taxi, Nil by Mouth, The Godfather trilogy, The Odd Couple, The Apartment, Big, The Italian Job, The Goonies, Zulu, Dog Day Afternoon, Raging Bull, Sexy Beast, Chopper, Romper Stomper, Predator and all things Arnie, East is East, Get Carter, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, PLanes Trains and Automobiles, Kung Fu Hustle, as well as an impressive stash of pornography.
Columbo, The A Team, Buck Rogers, Countdown, Only Fools and Horses, cheap tasteless yank carcrash montage shows.
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Lenny Bruce, Nigel Benn, Bill Hicks, Ferris Beuller, Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, George Galloway,Maradonna, Arthur Scargill, Jonny Owen,Bob Dylan, George Galloway, John Lydon, John Cooper Clarke.