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Elisa Ambrose Berlin

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About Me

Writer, Artist, Vocalist/Singer, Songwriter, Poet, Musician, Political Activist, Serial Murderer, FagHag. The bands I've fronted and/or worked with are False Idols, The Wet Nuns, Relapse, Penis Flytrap, Sweet Asylum, Cancer Merchant, and Bloodsport, an experimental noise project that I had created as my own theraputic outlet. Bloodsport created soundscapes of an unsettling horror-thematic aesthetic, set to acts of performance art, depicting live images of political, social, and religious commentary. A 'solo' demo of mostly 'classic' covers is also currently in the works, just for shits and giggles. The books I've written are "Structures Of Rain", "Exile", and am now working on the third, "Judged By The Cover"-All of them consisting primarily of poetry and scetchwork.Right now in time, after leaving the band I've been working with for the past few months, I've decided to ressurect Bloodsport and to keep working on 'Judged By The Cover", as well as visual artwork....And much thankx to Issac for asking me to do some vocals in Behind Glass Shadows. ^v^Love to all of whom deserve it. -Elisa Ambrose Berlin
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elisa Ambrose Berlin
Birthday: November 8th.
Birthplace: A gutter in Santa Cruz
Current Location: 'Same fucking gutter again.
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Black
Height: Short
Right Handed or Left Handed: .....for what?
Your Heritage: German, Jewish, Greek, Irish, Scottish, Brittish, and Romanian. .....I think that's all of 'em(?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Docs
Your Weakness: Weakness??...weakness?I AM BOUDICCA!!!!;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: where?
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFFEELOTSANDLOTSOFCOFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: what? ...well I don't smoke "drugs"...
Do you Swear: Fuck no! Are you accusing me of swearing, you know-it-all-cunt!?!?!? Fuck you, Cocksmoker!!!!
Do you Sing: That's what I do.
Do you Shower Daily: golden, or regular?
Have you Been in Love: Yes, thrice, but they are all either living in gutters with other cockroaches now, in the prosess of getting a sex change, or dead.
Do you want to go to College: No, it's a waste of time--just steal and read the books.
Do you want to get Married: No. Never. Never again. I have, though, been Handfasted, and it's no secret that it was a bloody nightmare.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I am spun around several times after downing a full bottle of JD's.
Do you think you are Attractive: ..Now what the fuck kind of bullshit pigeonhole question is that!?
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, when I am not in a field wearing lots of metal...
Do you play an Instrument: Vox Humana
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -"...In the past monthe.."!!??? AHAHAHAHAH! *bUrP*..."I think I can see the Green Fairy!!" ... *BurP*
In the past month have you Smoked: a few cigs, and a lot of other plant-like things....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes...wait!-None of your fucking business!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ...Back on the market, guys and dolls!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: for what?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I had AN oreo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes. I recommend NOT eating sushi after drinking a bottle of plum wine...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Was supposed to, but quit that band-Will be again soon with a newer, better project!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, the reverse of that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only when I was homeless in Hollywood... (eyeliner.. . .1 time!!)
Ever been Drunk: C'mon, now.
Ever been called a Tease: A little bit worse.
Ever been Beaten up: A few times. ...Ah, school memories.. .spun Neo nazi Fuckhead at a shitty punk show,...
Ever Shoplifted: Do I look like Winona Ryder to you?
How do you want to Die: "Last House On The Left" style, with David Hess and all ;)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be an astronaut!!!!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: France. I want to live in the Paris catacombs.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, grey
Favourite Hair Color: Black (that blue-ish dyed colour)
Short or Long Hair: long, partially shaved is great, too!
Height: preferably 6ft or taller...
Weight: Deathly thin
Best Clothing Style: Classic '80's Deathrock, baby!
Number of Drugs I have taken: pi
Number of CDs I own: Someone stole like Half of them, but before, it was pi. ...now it's 'half-pi'.
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 1 (at the moment)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything and Nothing.
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My Interests

Rx, everything, nothing.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone else I'd like to meet is either dead or would rather be.

Music:

I hate all music x-cept for county and rap. Werd. G-dawg./=? ^v^

Movies:

Anything with David Hess in it, Evil Dead, Dead By Dawn, Army Of Darkness, Pig, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, Eaten Alive By Cannibals, Zombie, Blood And Black Lace, Necromantic, Audition, GIA, Reality Bites, People Under The Stairs, Night Of The Living Dead, Return Of The Living Dead(s)1, 2 & 3, The Chopping Mall, Tromeo And Juliet, The Toxic Avenger(s), Cannibal Holocoust, Frailty, Behind The Green Door, No Direction Home (Bob Dylan), The Christian Death Live DVD, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Harold And Maude, Sid And Nancy, I Spit On Your Grave, Hostel, Christine, Ed Wood, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Alien Apocalypse, Eraser Head, The Invisible Man, 13 Ghosts, House On Haunted Hill(the origional), The Haunting (the origional), Friday The 13th(s), Haloween, The G Spot w/ Tracy Lords, The Bloody Pit Of Terror, The Howling, Metropolis, Jane Eyre, Razorblade Smile,..and so much more!! ^v^ ..oh, .and did I say Last House On The Left..? ;)

Television:

anything on the scifi channel. 'Don't get the Playboy channel here ;( Um, I like the History and Discovery channel. It's all speculative, but my favorite television shows would have to be; HR Puff'N Stuff, The Twilight Zone (Now on syndication! =) , The Outer Limits, Dark Shadows,...and those great Japanese game shows that damage people perminantly if they don't get the answere right! ;) ...I love those shows!

Books:

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, Songs Of Innocence And Experience by William Blake, I Am Legend b Richard Matheson, The Machineries Of Joy by Ray Bradbury, The Posessed by Fydor Dostoyevsky, Animal Farm by Gorge Orwell, Jean Genet: The Complete Works Of Poetry, The Art Of Rozz Williams edited by Nico B., Run With The Hunted (Charles Bukowski), Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite, Drawing Blood by Poppy Z Brite, Wormwood by Poppy Z. Brite, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Stone Head by Ayn Rand, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, Ten Plays by Euripides, Robaratta by Robert Bisno, Twilight Of The Idols by Friedrich Nietzche, The Thief's Journal by Jean Genet, Funeral Rites by Jean Genet, The Miracle Of The Rose by Jean Genet, amungst many others that had been either eaten or stolen.

Heroes:

All pedestals have been knocked down.

My Blog

Up to the minute with Elisa Berlin; Rachel Maddow from "Air America" is Hot.

Hello, kiddies.       It's been a good 2 and a half years in calling; since I've been on here.   This year was insane; Think David Lynch insane.     &...
Posted by Elisa Ambrose Berlin on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

BoomStick

My nipples have run away. ;(
Posted by Elisa Ambrose Berlin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST