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Jesse

Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker - A Great Man

About Me

Hi..my name is Jesse. Im in 3 bands-- DBGC, DICK NASTY & SEX ADDICTS, and DEATH'S EMMINENCE. Im sometimes quite, this is because at that particular time of my absence to reality i want it to be quite. But i can also be energetic, that is if im not high. And please, if your an old man in his 70's would you please stop sending me nude photos..

My Interests

Walking, Listenin' to Music for Hours, Making crappy horror movies with my friends, Playing tag or King of the Hill, and playing in DBGC....molesting Aaron Dumbler at night

I'd like to meet:

.. REST IN PEICES GG ALLIN, U CRAZY SCUMFUK ROCK GOD!!

Music:

Im open to everything, Emo and all that shit on MTV, VH1, whatever stupid ass television network trying to show you whats new in music is shit, hope they all die from something really bad..like ganggreen i duno. Punk, Metal, Blues, Rockabilly, Electronic, you know the works... Adicts, Afroman, AGRESSION, Al Green, Alice Cooper, Amebix, Animals, Anti-Nowhere League, Aphex Twins, Articles of Faithm Attak, BAd PO$ture, Barrington Levy, Beach Boys, Beatles, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blitz, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Marley, Bobby Darin, Bodycount, Booker T. & the Mg's, Boston, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Brockly Tacos, Broken Bones, Canned Heat, Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, Circle Jerks, Circle One, Clash, Cramps, Crap, Cream, Cro Mags, Crucifix, Cryptic Slaughter, Cure, Daft Punk, Dag Nasty, Danzig, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Dean Martin, Death, Del Shannon, Demented R Go, Devo, Dick Nasty & the Sex Adicts, Dio, Dion & the Belmonts, Di$order, DJ Akucrack, DJ Dieselboy, DJ Tiesto, D.O.A., Donovan, Doors, D.R.I., Dr.Know, Drifters, Eddie Cochran, Eek A Mouse, Elvis Presley, Exodus, Exploited, FAITH NO MORE, Fang, False Prophets, Fats Domino, Fear, Flipper, Frank Sinatra, Funeral Dress, G.B.H., Gene Vincent, Germs, GG Allin, GRIMORIUM!, GWAR, HELLOWEEN, Hieroglyphics, Immortal Technique, Iron Maiden, Jacob Miller, JAGERMONSTER!, Jefferson Airplane, JIM CROCE, Jim Hendrix, J.F.A., Jimmy Cliff, Johnny Cash, Joy Divison, Judas Priest, Kraut, Kinks, King Tubby, Lamb Of God, Last Rights, Led Zeppelin, Little Richard, Lou Reed, Louis Prima, Marvin Gaye, John Mayall, M.D.C., Meteors, Meat Loaf, Meatmen, (old Metallica), Megadeth, Mental Abuse, Mentors, Minor Threat, Misfits, Motorhead, Mr.Bungle, Necrophagia, Nekromantix, Negative Approach, Negative Fx, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Nick Drake, N.W.A., Obituary, Oi Polloi, Opeth, Orbital, Paul Butterfield blues band, Pendulum, Peter Tosh, Phenomenauts, Pink Floyd, P.M.R.C., Queen, Ramones, Reagan Youth, Resilience, RORY GALLAGHER, Roy Orbison, Rudiementary Peni, S.S.D., Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs, Santana, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Sham 69, Short Changed, Skrewdriver, Skull Stomp, Skum, Slaughter and the Dogs, Slayer, Sloppy Seconds, Smiths, Son House, Sparks, Spinal Tap, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Wonder, the Stooges, Stray Cats, Strike to Survive, Suicidal Tendencies, Surfaris, Sweet, Thee Merry Widows, T.S.O.L., Toy Dolls, Turtles, Twisted Sister, Undead (SF & NJ), Uproar, Van Halen, Varukers, Velvet Underground, Verbal Abuse, Venom, Wasted Youth, X, Yellowman, Yes, Zombie Nation, Zombies

Movies:

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Evil Dead, The Wanderers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, The Life Aquatic of Steve Zissou, Dazed & Confused, The Warriors, Toxic Avenger (Box set bitches), Zombie, City of the Living Dead, The Decline of the Western Civilization, Waynes world, Requiem for a dream, Clerks 1+2, Cannibal Holocaust, Beetlejuice, Big Lebowski

Television:

The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, South Park, Chappelle Show, VH1 Classics..You know, the good shit.

Books:

*Lobotomy: Surviving the Ramones by Dee Dee Ramone *Alive: by Piers Paul Read *Pet Semetary: By Stephen King *Dracula: By Bram Stoker

Heroes:

SPARKY IS SAVAGE! YOU GOTA LOVE HIM! GG ALLIN (AGAIN!) YEAH!

My Blog

"Behead" - A Rap by Sir Jess aka Dj Viagra himself...

I tell ya sir, Why cant we all get Along?We're all the same, HUMAN, here.. Ill tell you in SongPrint it in the newspapers, "we've hung Saddam!"Sure he killed 1,000s, but another killing would be Wrong...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

DUde 7: "Im Seein' Shit Larry"

We were just friendslarry and me, a couple of hooligans on the prowl...looking for a good fight, or pile of leafsAnywyas, i should really get to the fucking story. I was gooing over to my friend Larry...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

DUde 6: Festering Maggots on Irritated Asscrack (The Legacy)

*The Following story is dedicated to really ugly people Whispering: "Oh ya baby thats what iam talking about." "oh, i love your cock rubbing against my pussy.' "Oh ya do huh? I want you to get down th...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

DUde 5 asshole

I tell ya, Public bathrooms suck balls. errr, i hate them so much. In fact theres a story i got about one.... So, i was just walking along .i just happen to be walking around Pioneer Park right. Then...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:11:00 PST

DUde....4

Do you ever get the feeling that the worlds gonna end soon? I had that feeling, not to long ago...In fact it was last night, while watching my favorite porno, that i took in the harshness of the world...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DUde Returns...

As i sit beside my fathers bed, his weathered body covered with blankets and an assortment of pillows, he signals to me with his lifeless hand. As i walk over with dry eyes and shaking hands i ask, "W...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DUde StRikeS BAck!!..........-cough-

So, i was waiting in line for my garditos in the ROTC room right? And sum guy pokes me on the shoulder. By about the 14 time he did it, i thought -enough is enough- so i turn and around..and just as i...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DUde

So dudes and Dudettes, i wish i had a funny story to tell to make my myspace thing a lil bit more interesting but at the moment nothing popin up..... Wait, h/o My 4 hours at a 711: So, on a t...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST