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C. Crumpet

...may contain traces of nuts..

About Me

One time a man asked me to sit on a loaf of bread for him. I refused. I may regret that decision for the rest of my life. ............................................................ ......

My Interests

nonsense. and all things that could be described as bloody ridiculous, absurd or preposterous

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Eck and some real life siamese twins. ...and Lobstora!!

Music:

My grandmas tape collection. including Lieutenant Pigeon and Fad Gadget.If Sponge Binge was the name of a band that would be my favourite band.

Movies:

Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure. Pink Flamingos. The Wizard of Oz. Blue Velvet.

Television:

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Books:

Where Did I Come From?

Heroes:

people who laugh till they wee a little bit