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Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn]

We'll love you like Sunday, treat you like Saturday night.

About Me

CHECK OUT ME AND BRIAN'S MUSIC. IT'S FUN.
Umm. Hi. I'm Brad. I'm a pirate. I don't think I need to tell you that my life revolves mostly around music. But i will. Mostly punk, emo, screamo, indy, etc.... But i love country and classic rock just as much. Gotta have roots. Alot of the time me and my friends hang out in dive bars and sing karaoke and get drunk and be way loud and out of control. And alot of the time we don't. Eyes are my favorite in a girl. I'm in love.
I like people that stand out. Not just in a style sense, but the type of people that have an intriguing aura or something. I can't really explain that. I do alot of driving around (roadtrips to nowhere), alot of diner hopping, alot of nothing. But that doesn't mean we don't have fun. Sometimes nothing is the most fun thing to do, to drive around and find your own fun, with no destinations or plans. It's kindof a glorious feeling. I write songs, goofy ones when i'm happy, which is most of the time, but sometimes when I'm a little upset a bit of gold can come out. I play bass and sing, trying to learn how to play the banjo. I'm singing in a little acoustic project right now with Brian called OneForYou . The name is cheesy, but what are you gonna do? Add us, that's what. I want to be a country singer. Bad. Trying to stay out of trouble, trying to regroup my life. Rocking my way through everyday the best I can. I think I do alright. Don't worry though, you'll like me. And if you don't, you'll go down knowing that i'll always love you... ass. well anyway, i guess that's all. Love you.
s/n BEAUTYDIESBRAD
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you.

What a cutie.

Music:

I'm mostly into rock and roll and screamo junk. I really do like everything, from punk to emo to rap to country to jazz to soft rock. I don't like much of what's on the radio. I mean come on, how many bands can look and sound just like Creed, who pretty much sucks eight fat ones anyway? anyway....yeah.. Alkaline Trio, HALIFAX, George Jones, Taking Back Sunday, THE ACADEMY IS..., Motion City Soundtrack, The Receiving End of Sirens, Hopesfall, Starting Line, Garth Brooks, Michael Jackson, USHER, Brand New, AFI, Air Supply, Atreyu, Badly Drawn Boy, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Eyed Peas, NELLY, Boy Sets Fire, BUTCH WALKER, The Cure, The Dan Band, KENNY CHESNEY, Dead Poetic, Fall Out Boy, JOURNEY, The Faint, Foreigner, The Format, From First to Last, Funeral For a Friend, Merle Haggard, TIM MCGRAW, Greeley Estates, Bleed The Dream, Guns N Roses, Something Corporate, Hank Williams(sr. and jr.), jackson 5, Justin TIMBERLAKE, Less Than Jake, MxPx, Living End, Over It, Nerf Herder, PHIL COLLINS, Rascall Flatts, RUNNING WILD, John COLTRANE, Straylight Run, terror squad, kanye, UNDEROATH, warrant, KEITH URBAN, David Allen Coe, Last Days of April, Tenacious D, Common, The Coup, Gym Class Heroes, Skynyrd. Tons of old old country. Tons of eighties pop and classic rock. Anyway, that's just a few. Music is very important to me, so.... Ask me.

Movies:

Bill and Ted, Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Neverending Story, Treasure Planet, cartoon movies (i ♥ disney), TD: Pick of Destiny, 3 Ninjas, porn.

Television:

I love Family Guy, Futurama, and King of the Hill. Alot of Cartoon Network, Spike, G4, CNN, MSNBC, and ummm... oh, court shows. Judge Joe Brown, Divorce Court, Texas Justice, etc. Follow that up with some Seinfeld, and a little Darma and Greg...... Yes.

Books:

Neil Gaiman is pretty much blowing my mind. I also read alot of geeky books about King Arthur and junk like that. But for real, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, Fragile Things, Smoke and Mirrors..... all by Gaiman. All good. But also, Steven Lawhead writes alot of Arthur books. and they're sweet.
Don't forget to read The Survival Guide to Zombies. It's gonna be important one day. Go ahead, ask me if I'm ready....
Pirate books. All of them.

Heroes:

Jesus. Tucker Max ( www.tuckermax.com ). Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner or Hal Jordan, not the black guy from the cartoon). My parents. Calico Jack. ---Did you know that Calico Jack used to stop ships, force their crew aboard his ship, and make them party with his crew? If they refused to party with pirates, then CJ's crew just forced rum down their throats until they were drunk! Awesome.--- Captian Kidd was an imposter! BOOOO! Anyway, Anne Bonney and Mary Read. If you are a girl, and you want to be a pirate but think you can't, read up on these two. When the guardships came to take Calico Jack's ship, everyone, including another ship's crew, were below decks drinking, so no one fought back except for these two perfectly sober women. An entire armada of patrol ships took 3, count them, 3 fucking hours...dramatic pause... to take down these two women. Jesus shit that's badass. http://www.piratemod.com
I'm a giant comic book geek.

My Blog

bands to check out.

Lucero. If you're new, check out the album "Tennessee", then go from there. They're in town this weekend. Creepy Crawl. Hit it.   The Hold Steady. Wow.  Enough said. New album: "Stay Positiv...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

The new plan.

I’m staying in STL for a bit. Gonna get my debt right. Gonna put money in the bank first. Instead of having to deal with finding someone to sublet a room from me in september, whe...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST

BIRTHDAY PARTY

TONIGHT AT DUKE'S!!! JULY 26th @ 9 pm!  Please come?
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you: your Caliburn Society!

DISCLAIMER:  Generally a fight isn't big news.  But I feel like this one held some sort of rare significance.  I fought with all people who I'd never seen fight before and I am as ...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

I don't care what you say... Kiefer Sutherland is the coolest.

Bottom line:   Lost Boys   Stand By Me   Chain Reaction   Taking Lives   Cowboy Up   Young Guns   Three Musketeers....   I've never ever seen an episode of 24. ...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

uh oh... pop punk attack.

"Would you still love me if i never made a damn thing of myself?If I turned my back on everything I've knownWould you still hold me if I cried for the part of me that diedFrom the thought of doing all...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

Love it.


Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:51:00 PST

Things to make you feel yummy in the manties.

BTD interview. watch it here. Greeley Estates new video. watch it here....
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

We faked it til' we made it!

Ok, i'm gonna get right to it cause i'm too excited to beat around the bush.  A record label in LA, who i'm legally not supposed to say the name of but will tell you in person is signing us, AS S...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:44:00 PST

Why ruin a good thing?

DUBAI (Reuters) - U.S. Navy vessels pursued a suspected pirate ship in the Indian Ocean off Somalia's coast and fired warning shots to capture its crew on Saturday, U.S. Navy Forces Central Command sa...
Posted by Low Key Lyesmith [Caliburn] on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST