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Justin

Please look at my webcomic at: http://www.sub-human.org (the org stands for orgasm!)

About Me

Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this...but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of mahogany.Seriously, I just moved to NYC! I have an online comic called sub-human about my days as a substitute teacher in Washington State. Check it out at: http://www.webcomicsnation.com/mr_m/subhuman/series.phpI work as a fancy schmancy technician. Sometimes I bartend. I also volunteer at the MoCCA or Museum of Cartoon and Comic Book Art. My spare time is spent usually slowly poisoning my liver, going out to shows, or trying to get sketches of super-villains drinking. If you love seeing villains drinking as much as I do check out my sketchbook online at www.comicsketchgallery.com/justin

My Interests

I love to fight for freedom where ever there is trouble, over land, sea, and air. Go Joe!

I'd like to meet:

I'm a laid back kind of guy. However, here is my list of people I would really like to meet:comic book artistis and writers, a little miniature Buddha all covered in fur, members of the mob, key politicians with no morals, rock stars, brewers of Heineken beer, and fellow world travelers. Basically anyone who will make life just a little more interesting. Oh, and of course this guy in the video.Download this video

Music:

I enjoy the following music: Metal: Hanzel und Gretyl, Opeth, In Flames, Devil Driver, Type O Negative, Fear Factory, Static X, Perfect Circle, Tool, Lamb of God, Strapping Young Lad, Kittie, Children of Bodom, Gwar, Caninus, Dillinger Escape Plan, Poison the Well, Guns N’ Roses, Helmet, Ministry, Motorhead, Dimmu Borgir, Danzig, Old Man’s Child, Decide, Satyricon, Samael, Opera IX, Caliban, Mastodon, Shadows Fall, Rob Zombie, and Black Label SocietyRock: Tenacious D, Peelander Z (an obscure Japanese band), the Aquabats, Weezer, Nerf Herder, The Killers, U2, Violent Femmes, The Strokes, Hot Hot Heat, The Faint, Sparta, At the Drive In, Mars Volta, Sublime, and Death From Above 1979.Grunge Era: Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Mad Season, Alice in Chains, Toadies, Tad, Smashing Pumpkins, and Hovercraft.Punk: Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Murder City Devils, The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Stooges, Blink 182 (the early stuff), Reel Big Fish, Butthole Surfers, Misfits, Social Distortion, and Black Flag.Female Singers: Massive Attack, Portishead, Nouvelle Vague, Blondie, Garbage, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Biff Naked, PJ Harvey, Jem, The Breeders, Neulander, and Snake River Conspiracy.80s: Billy Idol, Duran Duran, Men Without Hats, Nena, Gary Numan, Dead or Alive, Simple Minds, A-Ha, Bananarama, Falco, Soft Cell, Eurythmics, and Flock of Seagulls.Older Stuff:Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, Johnny Cash, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Velvet Underground, Cream, Van Halen, Police, The Who, Grateful Dead, and Dick Dale.Local Seattle Bands:Octabites, Betty X, Bloodhag, Gloryholes, Fading Collection, Postal Service, and Hells Belles.

Movies:

Comedies:Brain Candy (The Kids in the Hall Movie), Office Space, Kevin Smith Movies (Mallrats, Clerks, etc), Dodge Ball, Anchorman, Old School, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Election, Blues Brothers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Spinal Tap, Psycho Beach Party, Death to Smoochy, and Edward Scissorhands.Historical Epics:Braveheart, Gladiator, Master and Commander, Cold Mountain, Troy, Ran (the Samurai Movie), The Last Samurai, Seven Samurai, Excalibur, Sparticus, Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates, and Full Metal Jacket.Horror Movies:Evil Dead, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead and the Texas Chainsaw MassacreMovies from Childhood:The Dark Crystal, Goonies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and The Neverending StoryAction:Star Wars, The Mad Max Movies, Fight Club, Tombstone, Trainspotting, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Boondox Saints, Superfly, A Clockwork Orange, Starship Troopers, and Scarface.Misc:American Beauty, Dream with the Fishes, City of Lost Children, Pink Floyd’s The Wall, Reefer Madness, and Nightmare Before Christmas.

Television:

When I do kick back I watch: The Daily Show (or almost any show on Comedy Central), Music Channels (No, MTV is not a music channel) or shows like Uranium. Others include Invader Zim, Simpsons, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Sealab 2020, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Six Feet Under, Band of Brothers, A-Team, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Kids in the Hall, Saturday Night Live, and Conan O’Brien. (I love you Conan!) The best show in the world is:

Books:

I've been called a bookworm. What can I say, I like to read. I'm currently going through a phase where I read biographies of musicians like Chuck Berry, Gene Simmons, and Johnny Cash. When not reading about them, I go for history books about WWII or some other era. (I know I'm a dork) My favorite books right now are: American (the Daily Show book), 1984, Catch 22, the Lone Wolf and Cub series and about a billion others. Books:The Sex Lives of Cannibals by J. Maarten Troost, Syrup and Jennifer Government by Max Barry, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, Jim Morrison’s Poetry, and the newspaper The Onion.Comic Books:300, Action Philosophers, Alias, Astro City, Ex Machina, Gotham Central, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Path, Powers, Punisher, Preacher, Sam and Twitch, Sin City, Sock Monkey, Supreme Power, Ultimates, Watchmen, Wolverine, and Y: The Last Man

My Blog

Willy's Pube Incident (A chapter from my book about the joys of Subbing called Subhuman)

             Imagine a middle school science class peaceful and tranquil.  Now imagine that same silence being shattered by the multi-pitched...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:47:00 PST

My First Day Subbing in Seattle/Cracker I'm Gonna Punch You in the Face

             Later that evening I get the call: Garfield High School, special education.  How bad can it be?  Garfield has a phenomenal ...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:48:00 PST