An open letter to New York City |
I was in New York and I was appalled to hear all the honking that drivers were doing at one another!
Imagine how hurt and startled you would be if your morning commute was violated by some ...
Posted by Crapathy on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Seattle Baseball Haiku |
I love Mariners?
Ask again in a few days.
They might lose; or win.
Posted by Crapathy on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST |
Pandas: Nature's Defeatists |
You know who I think needs to be helped on their merry frickin' way to extinction? Pandas!
Oh sure, pandas look cute and cuddly, but the truth is that they're dying not be alive!
Behold the facts:
1.)...
Posted by Crapathy on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST |
Michael Bay is about to shit all over my childhood. |
Now I love giant robots smacking the crap out of one another as much as the next guy (prolly more), and I'll go see the Transformers movie coming out in a few days, but I'm not going to be happy about...
Posted by Crapathy on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST |
Revelations |
As you all know, I, like many people, let my sub conscious decide my hair style.
So the other day, when I had this dream of me strangling my faux hawk to death, I knew it was a sign. ...
Posted by Crapathy on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST |
300 Revealed! (Spoiler alert!) |
So anyway, I saw the movie 300 last night and while I liked it, I couldn't get over the blatent subtext that was all but bashing us over the head with it's obviousness. Buckle up!
First off, an e...
Posted by Crapathy on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Dream Journal 1: Death Star Heaven |
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Posted by Crapathy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Sticky Fingers! |
So I'm at The (Gay) Neighbors dance club the other night and everything is going swimingly when I decide that I'm inebrieated to the extent where dancing seems like a goo...
Posted by Crapathy on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST |
Worst Job Ever. |
The worst job of alls time has got to be camera man on that show "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV. (If you haven't seen it, don't go looking for it. You'll regret it.)
I wonder what attributes one has to di...
Posted by Crapathy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST |
All hail Obama the Conquerer |
Take heed mortals, the fate of your 2008 elections has been fortold!
Aye, in ages past, legends fortold of a chosen one who will come forth and lay waste to his opponents, in cavalcade...
Posted by Crapathy on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST |
