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About Me

I have taken many quizzes and then picked out the ones that make me look super cool. I feel like this attempt may have been ruined by my use of "super cool" though. Any opinions on this would be appreciated.
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You scored as Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler is a very symbolic X-Man. He is persecuted by society because of his devilish looks, but it is his faith in God that gives him strength. He is a very gentle x-man but he does know how to fight and he enjoys fencing. Powers: Teleportation

Nightcrawler

90%

Iceman

75%

Storm

70%

Jean Grey

70%

Colossus

70%

Gambit

70%

Beast

60%

Emma Frost

60%

Wolverine

50%

Rogue

45%

Cyclops

20%
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You scored as Brian. Brian. You've had enough. Out of this whole family, you're the most put together. Be careful though, you have a tendency to form addictions.

Brian

75%

Stewie

60%

Lois

60%

Chris

55%

Peter

40%

Meg

20%
What Family Guy Character Are you?
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I'll listen to/talk about anything.I also support fatties and feeders.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet this guy, dress him up like Alice in Wonderland, and force him to ride a donkey down the 405.

Music:

I like pretty much anything that's put into my hands by friends. They all have different tastes and pick the best stuff from all kinds of music. Cheers to you all. My personal faves are Pink Floyd, Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, Flight of the Conchords, Woody Guthrie, Rybo, Tower of Power, anything Danger Mouse works on, Devendra Bandhart, Toots & the Maytals, Joan Jett, and Ween.

Movies:

I like pretty much every movie I've seen which presents a problem when making these kinds of lists, but I'll give it a go. Network (greatest movie of all time); 80's movies; B-movies; movies by Woody Allen, Robert Altman, Sidney Lumet (in addition to Network), Takashi Miike, Charlie Kaufman, and Hayao Miyazaki; Squid & the Whale, Shawshank Redemption, Oldboy, Thank You for Smoking, Godfather 1 & kinda 2, Waking Life, Harvey, Metropolis, and Napoleon Dynamite round out some of my faves.

Television:

I'm an official Adult Swim cult member. When they allow me free time, I like Daily Show, Colbert, Curb, South Park, Arrested Development (it's coming back I swear it), Simpsons (of course) and The Office. I've been a newshound lately (my dad would be proud) and everyone should be forced to watch "Countdown" with Keith Olbermann cause he's my fave on any network (although Bill O'Reilly is a funny little muppet).

Books:

I'm not much of a reader, but I like most of what I read so here's some of the stuff. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The Sandman Series, The Mind's I, Goedel Escher Bach, Infinite Jest, Cosmicomics, Watchmen, and all things Calvin & Hobbes. Some killer authors include Vonnegut, Borges, Whitman, Rushdie, Dahl, and Poe.

My Blog

Technological Enlightenment

I was recently inspired by my cell phone's spontaneous enlightenment while taking a picture at a Russian clown show. I realized that while humans are searching for spiritual union, so is the technolog...
Posted by Mischler on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

The Great Tiger

I would like to share with you the birth of existence which was revealed to me when I first became a citizen of the multiverse. At the dawn of creation there was a great Tiger. And the Tiger w...
Posted by Mischler on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

The Second Coming

This blog returns under a new format. For a couple of days now I have been on a spiritual quest for enlightenment. I have witnessed the birth of our universe; communed with Thoth, Quetzalcoatl, and Od...
Posted by Mischler on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Pocket Rockets

What began as a locker room skirmish at the UN culminated today in Kim Jong Il test firing his Taepodong 2 missile. Kim's Dong 2 was rumored to possess twice the length and staying power than his orig...
Posted by Mischler on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST

Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete

When the New York Times finally printed their story about the secret governmental program to monitor international financial (Pete King) transactions, citizens and companies alike were outraged at the...
Posted by Mischler on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

Kraft to the Rescue

The FDA recently reported that Trans Fats are the direct cause of coronary heart disease, atherosclerosis, and armed robbery. But Kraft Foods Inc. knew the FDA was only seeking to promote their new li...
Posted by Mischler on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:17:00 PST

Barging In

When two Mormons barged in on Mark Walters wildly masturbating today, he tried to have them arrested. Due to a recent Supreme Court ruling, however, people no longer need to knock before entering your...
Posted by Mischler on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

Congress Finds Inspiration

In order to rework lobbying laws, the US Congress has taken its cue from the most famous book of all time: The Bible. Initially, Congress called for a halt of all lobbying and bribery, but then they r...
Posted by Mischler on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST

Zarqawi Gone...But not for Long

In a metaphysical "Let's Make a Deal" Al Zarqawi pleaded with Allah to be allowed to immediately reincarnate in the United States to single handedly bring down "The Great Satan." Allah granted Zarqawi...
Posted by Mischler on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST

Bush Plays it Straight

"I had to marry this bitch," President Bush began, pointing to his wife Laura; "everyone else should have to put up with someone like her." Bush, along with the US Senate, announced an amendment to th...
Posted by Mischler on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:22:00 PST