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Cake or Death?

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About Me

I'm like a super hero with no powers or motivation. I like t-shirts with stuff on them like that. Uh, my birthday was eventful: Easter Sunday, Tax Day, the Titanic sunk and both Leonardo DaVinci and the world's first McDonald's shared birthday time with me. I wasn't born in a barn but was born on a farm in Mid-Michigan and moved 17 times before I was 13... I professionally fall off horses- no joke, I get paid to fall off horses. While in LA fighting to make ends meet (ooh, i'm sooooo witty because, see: i really do stunt fighting stuff as work too... get it? Funny, huh? it's that razor wit I've got) I work as a producer- trying to make movies, do a little... er, rather, lately a LOT of acting and try to keep my head above the proverbial waters of debt until I can afford to be responsible.
I also: love multi-player video games, board games and any other human contact in the form of friendly competition; love talking to strangers, complimenting people in the hopes of making them smile, and avoiding compliments myself as I'm chronically self-deprecating- and find nothing wrong with it (self-deprecation or run-on sentences, apparently); believe in Karma, fortune cookies, some choice superstitions (possible serendipity; picking up pennies only if they're heads-up; kissing the yellow light...), and the power of human stupidity; am obsessed with the human condition (why we do what we do), religion (like Michigan Football), philosophy, World War II and college football (did I mention I went to Michigan? Go Blue, Baby!!!!); and wanna believe that there's someone for everybody, there's good in everyone, dreams come true, and that my hopeless romanticism will win out over my cynicism... and I believe that LA, in spite of all of the depravity, shallowness and intellectual and emotional detachment from the rest of the world, is the best place I've lived in simply because: THERE IS NO WINTER HERE! WOO! And, whenever all of the disgusting things about the world get to me, I just remember that "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Hulk 70% Superman 65% Robin 65% Supergirl 58% Green Lantern 55% The Flash 55% Iron Man 45% Wonder Woman 43% Batman 35% Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.

Gambit


80%

Emma Frost


75%

Colossus


75%

Jean Grey


75%

Iceman


70%

Wolverine


55%

Rogue


45%

Nightcrawler


40%

Cyclops


35%

Storm


35%

Beast


30%
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The Knuckle Scrapper
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: The Gent
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You are Captain Lee Adama (Apollo). People often consider you the "pretty boy," but inside there is much more. You struggle to find your purpose and will fight for your beliefs.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The person who created LEGO. I think the person is from Denmark or something. Whoever you are: You helped shape my childhood. You're my hero...Oh, and I also wanna meet Felicity Porter... Keri Russell, you're cute too, but I don't know you... there is no Keri, only Zul- I mean Felicity.

My Blog

clock is ticking

Holy shit only 4 more days till i get hitched. My favorite part about the girl is the total lack of bridezilla-ness to her. She was a bit overstressed by law school finals and now, all the people I ta...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:13:00 GMT

horrible at this blog thing

yeah, i'm horrible at this blog thing.Anyway, I just need to work out some stuff in my head... namely this crippling feeling pressing down on my head like that big, random metal smashing machine from ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:07:00 GMT

cats... fucking cats

Let me start off by saying "I LOVE CATS." I really do.But this made me laugh so hard Milk squirted out of my nose. And I don't drink milk.Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:29:00 GMT

updated thoughts

So, I was a little forgetful in my update last:Brenda and I did the engagement party in chicago in March... then I went to help train Marines on how NOT to blow people up for about 10 days before popp...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:41:00 GMT

yay. Not a nazi...

The ResistanceAchtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country,...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:38:00 GMT

okay okay... plot summary

Okay okay, yes, I know I suck for not putting one of these up in DECADES.So, quick sum up of what's been up since April...Honestly don't remember what happened around my birthday- not cuz i was drunk ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:13:00 GMT

b-days

It's come to my attention that I surround myself mostly with people who's birthdays fall in April, and December there are stragglers all over the place, but the Majority happen in April, September and...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:20:00 GMT

rude awakening

Okay, it's now 8:49am. I was up till 2:30am writing and being a general insomniac- got to bed and probably tossed and turned for about an hour before losing consciousness. Whew.I was woken up this mor...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:48:00 GMT

WWII fought from the Online Gamer Perspective...

If WWII was fought by online gamers... This might be [old], but I thought it was hilarious :) *Hitler[AoE] has joined th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:02:00 GMT

punchy punchy...

I just spent the past 15 minutes doing the stupid "Punch out Bush and win a free PSP" game/banner ad. Seriously, it was amusing... I admit, I'm easily amused, but STILL... I'd do two punches and ju...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:01:00 GMT