Eddie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Oh god....OH GOD!@ I haven't been on this thing since October 2005, and somehow, today, on April the 7, 2000 and 6, my hands took control of my body and made me log!22!! SHIT! I couldn't control them!! I...couldn't control... it AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!

It's probably going to take me a million fucking years to respond to messages and shit, so don't feel left out if either of us (or the world) is dead before you see a response.

Love,
Eddie

My Interests

bowling, soccer, computers, art, breaking shit, comedy, guitar, drums, skateboarding, the ocean, shiny things, fuzzy things, squishy things, nipples.

I'd like to meet:

someone who'd tell me i had a booger in my nose, if one were there.

Music:

tool,fingertight, relative ash, shortie, bill withers, explosions in the sky, n.e.r.d., frank sinatra, apc, rage against the machine, blur, radiohead, cream, led zeppelin, foo fighters, jimi hendrix, jimmy's chicken shack, john williams, richard cheese, system of a down, skindive, sneaker pimps

Movies:

Hackers, Fifth Element, Ronin, Devil's Advocate, Night at the Roxbury, Pirates of the Caribbean, A Bug's Life, Donnie Darko, Blade, LOTR, Matrix (ALL FUCKING THREE, SO EAT MY ASS); I'm sure there's' more, but I never remember what I see...

Television:

I don't have a tv!

Books:

I really hate reading, buuut.....Paradise Lost, The Clouds, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Metamorphosis, Pride and Prejudice, The Great Gatsby, and that one by Ernest Hemmingway whose title I always forget...you know the one.......right?

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, duh. And to the guy who invented jello, Bill Cosby.

My Blog

THE END (on myspace)

I actually don't really care who reads my LJ. No sense in having 2 BLORGS. Just, uh....warning of sorts....I usually write when I'm angry or sad and take my happiness for granted, so you're probably j...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

time to bleed my heart

I almost cried tonight. God damn emotions. They're like a wool sweater on a summer's day. Useless, purposeless, a stand against the norm, but wholly assimilated into the mainstream of general fashion....
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ITS TEH BACKNESS!!1

Got my compy back I missed it oh so much! BUT! The pricks put in a non-factory-standard hard drive, so my computer runs hotter and slower than normal despite it having a bigger buffer size. And my ...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IM SO ANGRY I"M GOING TO EAT AN APPLE THEN FUCK ITS SISTER

Look, I'm not a crazy person. Well, I'm not a psycho. I, like any normal person, get angry, and I am really really anrgy right now. Here is why: My Apple Powerbook hard drive FAILED after not eve...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BLOG'D!

I'm trying to think of something useful to say, so that I don't waste your time, but I can't. Oh! Wait! I came up with this cool saying over CHRISTmas break. "The grass is always greener where the ...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST