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Kitty Von Titty

Crushed cause it's still not over...

About Me

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline, if you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly,if you are codependent ask someone to press 2 for you, if you have multiple personalities press 3456..., if you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want,stay on the line and we'll trace your call, if you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship, if you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press, if you're depressive it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer you, if you're dyslexic press 69696969, if you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem hang up all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

My Interests

Art,art,art and more art, FILM, MUSIC, Books, Antique cameras(I own movie cameras from the eras before your grandparents were born),Guys who dance like Ian Curtis,Guys who dance like Mr.Bixler-Zavala,more books,Pinup couture,Violin, Upright bass, Piano,Guys with black rimmed glasses, Yoga, Vegan food, Vintage medical tools,Vodka(wish my sink had an extra faucet specifically for it),humbleness, awkwardness,broken glass,Helmut Newton,VIK MUNIZ,Andy Goldsworthy,Man Ray,Rene Magritte,M.C. Escher, Jean-Michel Basquiat, The Mutter Museum, Bollywood, Japan,70s-era porn 'stache,Bob Burnquist,KURT COBAIN,tattoos, SMEARED RED LIPSTICK,Sarah Silverman,sexy ginger boys like Jesse Hughes and Josh Homme,Mickey Rourke,Bucky Lasik,[Real]Punk rock,Bernie Dexter,Bettie Page,Tera Patrick, Masuimi Max, CLASSIC CARS, HUGE Salvador Dali fan...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Besides the fact that Peter Hayes makes me drool...if I mention bands we'll pass through time and space and cease to exist so I'll spare you the headache and say sounds that end with billy, core and sprinkles of oi. The indescribable legend himself, Mr.Cab Calloway... .. .. .. mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal"

Movies:

Love, love film. Love classic films...surrealist movies from the 20s and 30s. Film Noir era was awesome. Double Indemnity was great. There's this amazing silent film called The Wind that I highly recommend. METROPOLIS(1926) is just fucking amazing. The Red Shoes. Lorna Doone(1915). As far as movies from now, loved Irreversible,Shadow of the Vampire,HENRY:PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!,DAHMER,AT MIDNIGHT I'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL, DiG!,LAST DAYS, AMERICAN HARDCORE,Play Misty For Me, Clockwork Orange,The incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed-up Zombies, 11:14,Basquiat,Velvet Goldmine,Brothers of the Head, Twin Falls Idaho, The Ice Storm,Night of the Creeps, Freaks,Killer Klowns from Outer Space,Weird Science, Eraserhead,Jesus'Son,The Believer, This is England, Peggy Sue Got Married,Permanent Midnight,Run Lola Run,Zombie Honeymoon,FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL!!!!!, The Machinist,May,Howard the Duck,2 girls 1 cup . com(hahahaha), The Prestige,Soul Man, Christiane F., Ichi the Killer,Existenz,Party Monster,Go!,24hr Party People,200 Cigarettes(I have a major thing for movies that reflect the 80's),Evil Dead(1&2),Half Baked,Sleepers,Crash(1996 with James Spader),MAX,Audition,8mm,Domino, Eternal Sunshine...,City of God,12 Monkeys,O, The Filth and the Fury,Smithereens,Raising Arizona,Swing Kids,Meet the Applegates,Seven, Heathers, The Secretary, THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT,For Keeps, Natural Born Killers, Being John M.,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, That Night,Sweet and Lowdown, Freeway,Casual Sex?, A History of Violence, Birth,Breakin'and Breakin'2(the most badass break dancing movie ever!),I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Beat Street(wasn't as good as Breakin' but its worth a view), Krush Groove(Genius!), Drugstore Cowboy, JFK, Buffalo 66, The Brown Bunny,Sid and Nancy,One Hour Photo,Mannequin, Loverboy(1986),Ferris Buellers Day Off, True Romance,Labyrinth,The Breakfast Club, A bout de souffle(Breathless[1960]), Taxi Driver,Female Trouble, The Virgin Suicides, Nowhere, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects,Fight Club,Shallow Grave,Chaplin,The Way of the Gun, Just One of the Guys,Dark City, Ed Wood, Christine,The War of the Roses, American History X, Primal Fear, Donnie Darko,anything with Gael Garcia Bernal, Kevin Spacey, Benicio Del Toro, VINCENT GALLO, and some other people I can't remember right now, 8 1/2, Repulsion,Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream,Rush,Spun, drug movies. Amazing actor and artist Justin Theroux(Mulholland Drive). Tim Burton, Mr. Tarantino,MARIO BAVA,FEDERICO FELLINI,TAKASHI MIIKE,GASPAR NOE,LUIS BUNUEL,Robert DeNiro,EDWARD NORTON,Clark Gable,PAUL NEWMAN,Fred Astaire, Jim Jarmusch,Scarlett Johansson, Johnny Depp, John Waters,Cate Blanchett,Christopher Walken,Clara Bow, George Burns, Gene Kelly, Buster Keaton,Vincent Price, Charlie Chaplin, Barbara Stanwyck, Crispin Glover(love him beyond words),Dita Parlo. I love horror films more than you.

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia(seriously the best show on the tele right now!!!!...been watching since the first episode and saying that I'm addicted is an understatement),SEINFELD,the old school anti-drug campaigns("no one ever says I wanna be a junkie when I grow up,"hahahaha), Two Stupid Dogs,Johnny Bravo,Cow and Chicken, Rocko's Modern Life, The Oblongs,Wait till your father gets home, Home Movies, The State,Dirty Jobs, Dave Chapelle,Kids in the Hall, Drawn Together,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Futurama,FAMILY GUY makes me lose it in my pants,Reno 911!,The Egg(art program on channel 13...yeah I was the only person who watched that show),Arrested Development(Will Arnett,aka Gob,is God),The Simpsons,JEM, Thundercats, Six Feet Under,American Gothic,New York Noise, Freaks and Geeks,Billy and Mandy, Mr.Meaty,Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, The History Channel,NGC,TLC,Strangers With Candy, Conan O'Brien(saw him numerous times live), Married with Children,Alf,Small Wonder, LOVE documentaries,TCM,SNL(Love Fred Armisen...the man does the BEST Prince impersonation in the world...did anyone catch SNL when the actual Prince was on and Fred did "The Prince Show" skit? I was totally bummed because it didn't go as well as it usually does. I think they got extra nervous because he was actually there, ok this is stupid).I'd like to thank my mom for showing me this cartoon when I was a child thus introducing me to Mr.Calloway and giving me nightmares for a week straight. It was later banned due to it's drug references and all around spookiness...enjoy!

Books:

I love books more than what I should. Anything by Kafka. Poetry. Beyond Good and Evil, Sexual Personae,The Secret Life of Salvador Dali,Fellini On Fellini,The Alienist,American Hardcore,As You Like It, Perfume,Go Ask Alice,The Picture of Dorian Gray,biographies on Serial killers and vaudeville stars.

Heroes:

CRASS. SALVADOR Domingo Felipe Jacinto DALI i Domènech. David Lynch. Federico Fellini. Alejandro Jodorowsky. Vik Muniz. Vincent Gallo. Dario Argento. Luis Bunuel. Takashi Miike. Mark Romanek. Mario Bava. Floria Sigismondi. Stalin and Hitler...might as well, I just about listed everybody on the planet.

My Blog

Sorry Anthony...

for breaking your heart. I know this may be stupid but this has seriously haunted me over the years. This goes all the way back to elementary school,haha...Anthony was this boy in my class who had A.D...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:05:00 PST

Viva la VHS!

Vhs is the shit! You don't have to worry about it getting scratched or finding the remote so you can watch a certain "chapter." And let us not forget that lovely clicking noise the ...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Mon, 26 May 2008 09:41:00 PST

This too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The birth of PSYCHOBILLY!! A wonderful collectable BOXSET of six 7" slices of vinyl. All singles come with a picture sleeve (original front cover, different back cover), inside a nice little sturdy b...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:14:00 PST

I want, I want, I want, I want!!!

If I go by myself I'm going to look like the biggest pedophile ever. I want to see Walking with Dinosaurs at Madison Square Garden! YOU! Take me right now! It's only at MSG for a limited time so ...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:10:00 PST

Your band sucked and now my vagina hurts...

So I've got this never ending saga of bad luck lurking around me. And I blame it all on my potty mouth. I'm totally addicted to being a smart ass...can't help it. I'm not mean I just say a lot of real...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:50:00 PST

Necrophiliacs one and all...Oh Johnny...

Ok, this is just getting ridiculous. Marilyn Monroe sex tape bought for over 1 million dollars and now "out of the blue" there's a Jimmy Hendrix sex tape! I guess the new thing for 2008 is watchi...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST

Did I go too far?

So today I made a statement that really made me take a step out of myself and say, "WOW! What's your problem dude?!" I mean in my head I laughed hysterically but when it actually came out of my mouth ...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

modnaR

I'm done with empathy...it's holding me back. No longer will I posess remorse or a conscious. People just take advantage. People are shit and shit will eat itself. No I'm not serious, I'm just done wi...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:01:00 PST

Ooooh you club kids who chop people up, when will you learn...

I've probably seen Party Monster about 3 billion times(make that 3 billion and 1 counting tonight) and each time I watch it I'm thoroughly entertained. Seth Green is adorable and Mr.Culkin deserv...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

Im officially...

dying of AIDS, no I'm kidding...imagine if I was serious? I'd sign on just to see how many friends I'd lose within the upcoming weeks. "Ooooh, I can't be friends with her I'll get AIDS if I send her a...
Posted by Kitty Von Titty on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST