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Phyllis

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Myspace BackgroundsUm, well.... what can I say. I'm interested in a lot of things but as a profile I'm just not that interesting. I am your typical neurotic middle age, middle class, liberal, feminist artist with a boring waspy background.I have a house full of animals. I used to say I was not a dog person, that I liked cats better than dogs. When my 12 year old dachshund, Babette passed away last October, I realized within 2 days of her absence that I am a dog person. I now have a mini-Dachshund named Barbie and a Chihuahua/Terrier mix named Luna. After the death of my beloved Binky, age 15, last December, we added 3 new cats to the household. Our total is now 5 cats + 2 dogs + 2 adult humans (Bopie and Me). That brings our nuclear family total to 9 heartbeats under one roof! Check out my pics to see all of us (except for Gwendolyn, age 17 -- she isn't so photogenic any more -- I'll post an old photo of her soon)I teach art at South Texas College. Love it. Teaching art is the best job in the world -- all I have to do all day is talk about the only thing in the world I really care about outside of my little animal family....ART! How cool is that? When I'm not teaching art, I'm trying to make art. Here's the link to my website if you want to check out my work:http://www.phyllisevans.comI love to eat but hate to cook. My favorite foods are vegetarian dishes prepared by someone else. What else?Astrological sign is Aries. Actually if you want to know about my personality, just look up the textbook definition of Aries - and that pretty much describes me to a "T". Energetic, enthusiastic, impatient, selfish, loud, fast, determined, forceful, creative, impulsive, childishly naive, and fiercly loyal. I'm pretty much always in a hurry and I do not like to relax until I'm totally exhausted, because I find relaxation boring and overrated. I have a ton of excess energy so I must always be DOING something, preferrably at top speed! I don't mean to be rude when I push past people. I'm quite caring and compassionate, even though it may not seem that way to the person I am tailgating for driving too slow!

My Interests

Art, movies, books, cats, Macs, women's issues, politics, social issues, fitness, good restaurants, and travel.

I'd like to meet:

I'm mostly interested in hanging out with people I already know, but I wouldn't mind exchanging ideas with people who share my liberal opinions. I wouldn't mind having heartfelt, casual conversations about art or animals. I also enjoy Bush-bashing.

Music:

I really need to listen to more music. I always have an iPod plugged in to my head, but I'm listening to audio book and that means there's no room in my head for music. I love music of all kinds except country. But Johnny Cash and the Dixie Chicks are country and I like them, so they don't count. The kind of country I hate is that top 40 country crap. Especially now that it has become synonymous with "All American" jingoistic patriotism... YUK! I grew up on hard rock, new wave, punk, and "alternative" music - you know, 70s, 80s, and 90s stuff. As a youngster I loved heavy metal and still do. After the whole "grunge" thing in the early 90s, I got bored with all of it and got deeply into jazz and for several years. I think it's smart to not listen to anything but jazz for a while. It's good for your soul. I also spent a while on a big "retro" kick -- and developed a love for Big Band, Swing, and 50s and 60s pop. Then I went on a 70s soul and funk kick. That stuff is awesome!. I'm always open to anything ethnic - especially Middle Eastern and Indian. Classical is okay. Actually it's great - I love Mozart and Beethoven - who doesn't? But some of it is boring. I hate Sousa's marches....YUK! I think I also hate Aaron Copeland.... YUK all that icky American hoedown stuff makes me cringe. I really try to "get" hip hop but I'm just too old and too white I guess. I try to be open minded but I just cannot understand what they're saying. And that makes me sad because that's what my parents said about MY music when I was young.

Movies:

It's hard to have a top movie but I think I've got a top 5 which includes: Magnolia, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, To Have and Have Not, and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?Here are a few more: Junebug, Best in Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Brazil, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Maria Full of Grace, Rushmore, Goodbye Lenin!, Manchurian Candidate, Barbarian Invasions, The Station Agent, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,The African Queen.This is only a partial list. I love film. I have a Netflix account and am always open to suggestions for must-see independent, foreign, classic, and documentary films.

Television:

Sunday nights in our house revolve around HBO: Entourage, Rome, Six Feet Under, Sex in the City, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm. All HBO writing is top notch. Thier made for TV movies are excellent (Marie Full of Grace, When the Levees Broke, Elizabeth I, Angels in America) Also Extras was quite good. I wish they were doing a second season. That guy Ricky Gervais is so witty! Bill Maher is mandatory Friday night viewing. He always hits it right on target. We recently added Showtime and I have instantly gotten addicted to Weeds. If you don't get Showtime, you should get season I on DVD. Good stuff!

Books:

You'd be surprised how much reading you can do with an iPod and an Audible account. Here are some of the best audio books I've listened to in the past couple of years. I highly recommend the titles marked with an asterisk*: Salmon Rushdie, The Ground Beneath Her Feet and Shalimar the Clown. William Faulkner A Light in August, David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Courderoy and Denim*, Naked*, and Me Talk Pretty One Day*, Jimmy Carter, Our Endangered Values*, Yann Martel, The Life of Pi*, Philip Roth, The Human Stain....... I could go on and on. Audio reading is something everyone should try! I also read real books, but it isn't as good as audio reading because a) it hurts my eyes and b) it requires sitting still while I do nothing else. The good thing about audio books is that you can read AND do something else at the same time! Multi-tasking! Yes! Read while you drive! Read while you clean house! Read while you shop! It makes all these unpleasant chores much more tolerable! Try it! You'll like it!

Heroes:

I wish David Sedaris could be my friend, but that's not possible, so he can be my favorite hero instead. A nasaly voiced, wimpy, middle-aged homosexual doesn't conjure up the image of "hero" in many minds. But he has such a witty, creative, and sensitive mind. He will make you laugh and then feel guilty for laughing. He can also make you cry and he can make you think even though you thought you were just being entertained. The writers of the American Constitution are also my heros. Jimmy Carter is a good hero, too. I know I have more. I will add their names as I remember them.

My Blog

A Very Scary China / Walmart / Cheep Flip Flop / Chemical Burn Story

ha ha -- Fashion, Style and Shopping as a category -- too funny -- I couldn't resist. I haven't been doing the MySpace thing in a while -- it's too time consuming to wait for the damn pages to load......
Posted by Phyllis on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:28:00 PST

War Profiteering

QUESTIONS:1. How much does KBR/Halliburton charge the U.S. for one six pack of Coca Cola?A. $5B. $10C. $452. What does one do when one of KBR/Halliburton's brand new fuel trucks gets a flat tire?A. Ch...
Posted by Phyllis on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:11:00 PST

Check Out My Bumper Sticker Design

Here is a bumper sticker that I'm working on for the No Border Wall issue: Still needs some tweaking but I'm pretty happy with it so far. Let me know if you think all the stuff at the top makes it unr...
Posted by Phyllis on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

No Border Wall

Here is a Listserv for anyone opposed to the construction of a wall along the US-Mexico border. This will have a very real impact for those of us living in the Rio Grand Valley. This is not a chain li...
Posted by Phyllis on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

STOP THE VIOLENCE! Vagina Monologues at South Texas College

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!Support the South Texas College productions of the Vagina Monologues! These are student produced/student directed performances including some very talented STC students, faculty...
Posted by Phyllis on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

LINK TO MY WEBSITE

I just did some updates to my website - a few new paintings are now posted under the Paintings link. I just occurred to me that I never included a link to my website on MySpace. So here it is! http://...
Posted by Phyllis on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

THE CAT THAT WALKED BY HIMSELF

I was telling my mom something funny about one of my cats this morning, and it made her remember the cat "waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone" from one of my favorite childhood books by ...
Posted by Phyllis on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST