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Someone as cool as me. Alas, this will never happen, as there is no such person. However, if you've always dreamed of meeting someone as cool as me, here I am. Dig that - you're a lucky fuck!
Metal above all else
Slayer, Queensryche, Empyrean Sky, Death Angel, Enforsaken, Opeth, Behemoth, Aura Noir, Anthrax, Ratt, Cinderella, Vio-Lence, Dead Brain Cells (DBC), Megadeth, Scorpions, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (DRI), Borknagar, Emperor, Abyssaria, Shining, Dolorian, Drudkh, Forgotten Tomb, Ajattara, 1349, Annihilator, Armored Saint, Amsvartner, Biomechanical, Eden's Fall, Exodus, Heed, Keep of Kalessin, Khold, Non Human Level, Pelican, Pestilence, Obituary, Death, Nocturna Perambulant In Tenebris, Rigor Mortis, Dark Angel, Forbidden, Testament, and so many more ...
Not metal:
Aimee Mann - quite possibly my all-time favorite musician of any genre - Aimee rules, Pink Floyd, Neko Case, Bryan Adams, Fiona Apple, Tom Petty, Natalie Imbruglia, Jack Johnson, Melissa Etheridge, Nickelback, Jimmy Buffet, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Doors, Jim Croce, Ramones, 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Tori Amos, DePeche Mode, New Order, REM, The Smiths, Morrissey, and so on ...
I gave on rap after the demise of NWA, but I'm still fond of the classic sounds of Run DMC, LL Cool J, The Fat Boys, the first Beastie Boys album, and a handful of other "classics" of that era.
Suffice to say that I dig just about anything musical that doesn't suck.
Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American History X, Bourne Identity (but not Supremacy), Crash, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Hellraiser (yes, ALL of them), Halloween (all of these as well), Friday the 13th (most of them), Nightmare on Elm Street (most of them), Star Wars (the original trilogy), The Matrix (the one good one), Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Psycho, Vertigo, Rope (in fact, pretty much all Hitchcock flicks), Sin City, Angel Heart, Die Hard (trilogy), Lord of the Rings (trilogy), Braveheart, A River Runs Through It, Legends of the Fall, A Very Long Engagement, Drugstore Cowboy, The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, Evil Dead (trilogy, especially Army of Darkness), The Godfather (1 & 2 ... 3? eh ...), Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, The Shining (although the television miniseries, while lacking Kubrick's dementia, is far truer to the novel), Frailty, In the Mouth of Madness, High Fidelity, Adaptation, In the Name of the Father, The Human Stain, The Machinist, Jacob's Ladder, Kill Bill, Life is Beautiful, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kalifornia, Memento, The Wall, Office Space, The Omen, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Saw (both), Hostel, Point Break (my guilty pleasure movie), and on and on and on ...
Primetime:
CSI (Vegas & NY, Miami sucks), Cold Case, Sopranos, Deadwood, Prison Break, Dead Zone, 24, The Unit, The Shield
DVD (canceled/ended):
Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Seinfeld, The Young Ones, Monty Python
Other:
VH1 specials (BTM was the best show ever, at least until they ran out of good bands to cover and started with that suck-ass BTM2 shit)
Metal Mania - forever superior to Headbanger's Ball because the majority of today's metal sucks and MTV plays too many commercials
Fiction
Anything by:
Stephen King (especially the Dark Tower series), Ramsey Campbell, Robert R. McCammon, Douglas Adams
Clive Barker (pretty much everything up to Sacrament), Brian Lumley's Necroscope Series, The DaVinci Code, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, The Hardy Boys (when I was a kid, natch - still have my complete set beeyotch!), Neuromancer by William Gibson (the father of cyberpunks everywhere)
Nonfiction
Rock Detector's A to Z series by Garry Sharpe Young (everything you ever wanted to know about metal and then some), Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore, Sounds of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal, American Hardcore, Punk: The Definitive Record of a Revolution, Inside Out: A Personal History of Pink Floyd by Nick Mason, The Dictionary (and Thesaurus)
I am my hero. In fact, I'm probably your hero, too.