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Lord of the Mosh

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About Me

Moderator for the best metal site on the web - Metal Storm!

I don't intend to blog often, as there is enough about me on my website. If you really want to know click here. If that's not enough, fuck off.

My Interests

Music , movies, computers , photography, camping, hiking, television

I'd like to meet:

Someone as cool as me. Alas, this will never happen, as there is no such person. However, if you've always dreamed of meeting someone as cool as me, here I am. Dig that - you're a lucky fuck!

Music:

Metal above all else

Slayer, Queensryche, Empyrean Sky, Death Angel, Enforsaken, Opeth, Behemoth, Aura Noir, Anthrax, Ratt, Cinderella, Vio-Lence, Dead Brain Cells (DBC), Megadeth, Scorpions, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (DRI), Borknagar, Emperor, Abyssaria, Shining, Dolorian, Drudkh, Forgotten Tomb, Ajattara, 1349, Annihilator, Armored Saint, Amsvartner, Biomechanical, Eden's Fall, Exodus, Heed, Keep of Kalessin, Khold, Non Human Level, Pelican, Pestilence, Obituary, Death, Nocturna Perambulant In Tenebris, Rigor Mortis, Dark Angel, Forbidden, Testament, and so many more ...

Not metal:
Aimee Mann - quite possibly my all-time favorite musician of any genre - Aimee rules, Pink Floyd, Neko Case, Bryan Adams, Fiona Apple, Tom Petty, Natalie Imbruglia, Jack Johnson, Melissa Etheridge, Nickelback, Jimmy Buffet, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Doors, Jim Croce, Ramones, 10,000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Tori Amos, DePeche Mode, New Order, REM, The Smiths, Morrissey, and so on ...

I gave on rap after the demise of NWA, but I'm still fond of the classic sounds of Run DMC, LL Cool J, The Fat Boys, the first Beastie Boys album, and a handful of other "classics" of that era.

Suffice to say that I dig just about anything musical that doesn't suck.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American History X, Bourne Identity (but not Supremacy), Crash, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Hellraiser (yes, ALL of them), Halloween (all of these as well), Friday the 13th (most of them), Nightmare on Elm Street (most of them), Star Wars (the original trilogy), The Matrix (the one good one), Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Psycho, Vertigo, Rope (in fact, pretty much all Hitchcock flicks), Sin City, Angel Heart, Die Hard (trilogy), Lord of the Rings (trilogy), Braveheart, A River Runs Through It, Legends of the Fall, A Very Long Engagement, Drugstore Cowboy, The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, Evil Dead (trilogy, especially Army of Darkness), The Godfather (1 & 2 ... 3? eh ...), Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, The Shining (although the television miniseries, while lacking Kubrick's dementia, is far truer to the novel), Frailty, In the Mouth of Madness, High Fidelity, Adaptation, In the Name of the Father, The Human Stain, The Machinist, Jacob's Ladder, Kill Bill, Life is Beautiful, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kalifornia, Memento, The Wall, Office Space, The Omen, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Saw (both), Hostel, Point Break (my guilty pleasure movie), and on and on and on ...

Television:

Primetime:
CSI (Vegas & NY, Miami sucks), Cold Case, Sopranos, Deadwood, Prison Break, Dead Zone, 24, The Unit, The Shield

DVD (canceled/ended):
Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Seinfeld, The Young Ones, Monty Python

Other:
VH1 specials (BTM was the best show ever, at least until they ran out of good bands to cover and started with that suck-ass BTM2 shit)
Metal Mania - forever superior to Headbanger's Ball because the majority of today's metal sucks and MTV plays too many commercials

Books:

Fiction
Anything by:
Stephen King (especially the Dark Tower series), Ramsey Campbell, Robert R. McCammon, Douglas Adams

Clive Barker (pretty much everything up to Sacrament), Brian Lumley's Necroscope Series, The DaVinci Code, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, The Hardy Boys (when I was a kid, natch - still have my complete set beeyotch!), Neuromancer by William Gibson (the father of cyberpunks everywhere)

Nonfiction
Rock Detector's A to Z series by Garry Sharpe Young (everything you ever wanted to know about metal and then some), Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore, Sounds of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal, American Hardcore, Punk: The Definitive Record of a Revolution, Inside Out: A Personal History of Pink Floyd by Nick Mason, The Dictionary (and Thesaurus)

Heroes:

I am my hero. In fact, I'm probably your hero, too.

My Blog

Black Fucking Metal

Look at this ... stupid quizzes and the answers are actually acceptable.What genre of Metal are you?Black MetalBands like Sothis, Stormlord, Dark Funeral, and Emperor. Music is: Evil beyond being evil...
Posted by Soren on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

15 years (and a few days)

Okay, so this is a week late, but I just got my coin today:That's right ... 15 years!Technically, 15 years and 1 week, since my anniversary is December 13th.Here's where I tell all you non-sober types...
Posted by Soren on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

One life ends ... another begins.

Earlier this month we had to put Perry down. Perry was my dog, my son, and my best friend for the past 15+ years and it was an incredibly hard thing to do. Unfortunately, none of us are immortal, not ...
Posted by Soren on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Cautious Analyst .... wtf?

Okay, apparently I'm a "cautious analyst," whatever that means. You can read what that means HERE, then tell me if you agree.Then you should do your own and if I care about you, I will read it and tel...
Posted by Soren on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

So fucking what?!

Don't bother me with your "in memoriam" shit. Don't tell me to raise a flag. Don't flood my inbox with your "sentimental" stories about "survivors" and "heroes." Don't waste my time telling me that I ...
Posted by Soren on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

I'm Fucking Metal!

I am 88% Metal Head.I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....Tak...
Posted by Soren on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:28:00 PST

I told you all I was fucking genius

I am 12% idiot.I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice.  Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do?  I am smarter than most people.Take theIdiot ...
Posted by Soren on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:19:00 PST

So ...

Okay, so after what feels like years of saying "no" to myspace, I finally broke down and created an account. Why? I don't know. I have my own website and a Yahoo! 360 page, so why do I need this? Hell...
Posted by Soren on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST