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Tommy

Me? I'll join the kate moss weight loss programme

About Me

If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't.Im not a fan of people putting pictures of there family on here... why the fuck do i wanna look at a pic of your mum n dad?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tommy Johnson
Birthday: Always the same.. 8th june .. 1984 :O
Birthplace: Nottingham
Current Location: Sydney
Eye Color: Brown .. sexy brown tho
Hair Color: Brown ... not got much hair mind
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both ;) multitalented
Your Heritage: national Fishing Centre
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stan smiths .. velcro cos aint got me mum ere
Your Weakness: is none of your business
Your Fears: losing my rugged good looks in a car accident
Your Perfect Pizza: dominos... 12 inches of pure meat .. mmm heaven
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winning the lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shit question
Thoughts First Waking Up: thats a big erection (mine)(im not in bed with another erection)
Your Best Physical Feature: definately my face
Your Bedtime: early unless im out bingeing .. then real early :
Your Most Missed Memory: i dunno? i missed it?
Pepsi or Coke: Not sniffed pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: either wud be fine... anyone????
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: not really.. the occasional cock
Do you Swear: like a fuckin trooper
Do you Sing: im pretty good yeh
Do you Shower Daily: trwice daily at least in this fuckin sun :|
Have you Been in Love: yeh too right
Do you want to go to College: bin there done that
Do you want to get Married: yeh i do ... soon ... anyone??
Do you belive in yourself: sum1 has too
Do you get Motion Sickness: not sure
Do you think you are Attractive: dont i just know it
Are you a Health Freak: yeh ... and fitness freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh when i see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: ooooh cant get enough of em
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im a recoverin alcoholic so yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yeh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no i aint!!! : get me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nearly
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeh .. everyday i steal its fun
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: i wish
Ever been Beaten up: no!!
Ever Shoplifted: yes still
How do you want to Die: before im 60
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: right now? england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not bothered
Favourite Hair Color: gotta be blonde but am not fussy
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no jolly green giants
Weight: no jolly green fatties
Best Clothing Style: not fussed
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: 1 more than whatever youve got
Number of Piercings: 1 hahahaha
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sweet fuck all.. in the words off my good pal bob williams .. no regrets
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My Interests

Well like everyone in life i find nothing more exciting than poking fun at those less fortunate that me (people with less limbs/disabilies that kind of thing) Not really ... you gotta love them folk. I like to touch. I like to drive like a bell-end pretending im 17 again :( . At the weekend if im not out gettin tipsy i like to dress up in the biddies high heels and dance like its mayday all over again.But seriously i like carling extra cold and smirnoff. Me? I'd like to join the kate moss weight loss programme.Berry Pickers are needed!! A black berry farm requires berry pickers and packers to start mid November. Applicants are required to be reliable and hard working and possess delicate yet efficient picking skills. Previous harvest experience, preferably berry picking, is desired plus applicants need to be resistant to allergies related to berry's. For immediate referral to this employer please contact Chris on (07) 3363 5510 with your active job seeker ID handy or email confidential resume along with your job seeker ID to [email protected].

I'd like to meet:

The manager of Cleethorpes bowling alley to apologise about the behaviour that occured during the Bank Holiday Weekend. Anyone from la bella sober just to prove i am not actually a complete penis !! Roman Abromavich and kidnap his children! Anyone more intresting than me. Joe Pesci :) Jenni Ellison pleash. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

THE SMITHS....Oasis.charlatans.embrace.stone roses.rolling stones.fleetwood mac.stereophonics.libertines.elvis.eminem.faithless.the kooks.kasabian.kanye west.killers.the streets.razorloght.UB40.The zutons.hard-fiThey could settle wars with this if only they will ... imagine the worlds leaders on pills .. and imagine the morning after wars causing disaster .. don't talk to me, I don't know ya . but this ain't tomorrow and for now I still love yaIt's your life Live it however you wanna Marijuana is everywhere Where was you brought up? It don't matter as long as you get where you're going 'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning But you're young You've got a lot of drugs to do Girls to screw Parties to crash Sucks to be youEver fallen in love wit someone you shuldnt?

Movies:

scarface/goodfellas/the football factory/the business /green street/layercake/casino/ice age/waynes world/dumb and dumber/3000 miles to graceland/going off big time/lockstock/snatch ... I like lots but anything blue is always best ..

Television:

Eastenders .. Its true and corro. Only fools n horses .. porridge. Crimewatch but it gives me nightmares. NAYBUS

Books:

Harry Potter aint it! Goblin of the firemen. hurry up mrs brown

Heroes:

Liam .. Mike Skinner...Pete Doherty.... Tony Montana....Peter Kay...Adam Sandler.. Danny Dyer... Any random chav or Chavette ... Michael Carrol! Does Michael Fish count?