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About Me

I like it when my wife strokes my hair as I weep into her lap for hours because I can't get the white makeup stain out of the collar of my favorite black turtleneck. Then she tucks me into bed before going out wherever it is she goes every night. OMG! She is so great! I LOVE my cats- Jumpy, Mrs Muzzles, Tinkers, and Branjolina (still a KiTtEn!!). I make sure they get plenty of love and playtime while mommy goes to work! I could spend ALL DAY on recipes.com (sometimes I do! LOL!) because I like to make my wife yummy dinners for when she gets off work. It's my way of saying "I love you" because she doesn't usually like me to touch her, except every other wednesday! ;P LOL!

My Interests

snails, salt

I'd like to meet:

"We are committed to enforcing these laws aggressively," said UHP Lt. Fred Swain. "Don't get behind the wheel of a vehicle if you've been drinking. Save somebody the tragedy of losing a loved one."

Draper, Utah, June 30 (UPI) -- "A Utah state trooper commanding an anti-drunk driving squad was charged with DUI after he crashed an unmarked police car. Lt. Fred Swain has been on administrative leave from the Utah Highway Patrol since his arrest last week, the Deseret Morning News reported. Officers responding to the report of a crash found Swain in the car. He had struck the barrier separating two sides of a road. Swain's blood alcohol tested at .116, well over the legal limit."

My Blog

Fever Dream OR You Are On The Internet OR Everything Is Old

Coat, blankets, heater running constantly- still...can't....get......warm....I dreamt I was painting the ceiling of Orbit with a huge, mop-like paint brush as people kept telling me how "sophic" it wa...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:42:00 PST

Things To Post On Myspace Instead Of Doing Homework volume 3

I really enjoyed that he's smoking a cigar. One would hope he drives a huge white Cadillac convertible with gold trim and bull horns attached to the grill....
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

christmas is right around the corner

"Hasbro has come out with Butterscotch, My Furreal Friends Pony, the new pony friend for your kids. Butterscotch is a life sized plush pony who loves attention! The Butterscotch Furreal Friends Pony h...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

Work is the new black.

My new boss.
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST