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Giant Spider Attack!!

About Me

I'm sick of your shit.

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Get Awesome

This is maybe the best thing I've ever had a hand in creating: http://vimeo.com/1692906
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Work Chat Log 9

Mark MahoneyI was reading some gay A-Team fan fiction the other day, and it's the first time the Internet has turned my stomach in quite some time.Face and Hannibal were having their anniversary at a ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Work Chat Log 8

ViciousbubbleHey there a free aids testing clinic right by my apartmentMark MahoneyConvenient!ViciousbubbleAnd its a thriftstore so I can buy vhs' for a dollar while I wait for resultsMark Mahoney"I w...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Don’t be creepy

There's a great article over on A List Apart about designing and developing websites that foster community, written by one of the founding members of Flickr.I only mention this because the article lin...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:59:00 GMT

It turns out the bacon is optional

Otherwise this search function I'm working on would be broke as shit:
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:38:00 GMT

How to get my goat in just 2 minutes and 30 seconds

I was willing to sit through a movie trailer where a washed up gameshow host explains to me why Intelligent Design should be taught in public schools, simply because its always interested to watch peo...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:55:00 GMT

Where is it all heading?

Such a stupid, pointless question. Things trend where shapeless forces may carry them, and often care little for your input. What is the Serenity Prayer, again? "God grant us the serenity to accept th...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:16:00 GMT

Im done gaying up my profile, FYI.

I went biking and binge drinking last night for the first time in a while. I got pretty awesome. You should’ve been there.This morning I woke up at 8:15AM, leaving myself all of fifteen minutes ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:44:00 GMT

Work Chat Log 7

Mark Mahoney 2:09I think I kind of give up on everything forever.I had the worst fucking night last night, and today work sucks.I think I'm going to go rip the suggestion box off the wall in that weir...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:31:00 GMT

The Mustache Wheel is going to change your life.

http://mustachewheel.whoatheretiger.com/You're welcome.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:19:00 GMT