When Bill Gates Dies |
"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in th...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Boy Bastos Jokes! |
Q: Anong celfone ng mga gumagamit ng viagra?
A: Nokaya
Q: Eh ng mga malibog?
A: Ericsyon
Q: Ng mga naninilip?
A: Boscho
Q: Ng mga nagbabasa ng tabloid?
A: Motoymola
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Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jokes!.. (visaya version) |
> jeep puno kaayo ug karga na-flat ang ligid.
> lalaki ngadto sa drayber: noy, flat lagi na imong ligid!
> drayber: natural ra na dong, bug-at gud ug karga. flat gani nang imong
> ilong nga kugmo r...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Capricornian Meets Capricornian |
Capricornian Meets Capricornian
When two Capricorns join together in a love match, they create and contribute to a whole new, exciting element in one another's lives. The symbol of Capricorn is th...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to ge...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bible Passages |
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
--John 3:16
God blesses those whose hearts are pure, f...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Life Quotes |
And did you get what you wanted in this life even so? I did And what is it you wanted? To call myself beloved To feel myself beloved on the earth.
--Raymond Carver
Don't sacrifice your life to w...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Conquering your Jealousy |
Jealousy. It may only be a simple word, but does not have such a simple definition behind it. There are many reasons we feel jealous and though it is a normal human emotion to feel, it tends to get o...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Letting GOD Choose for you... |
Someone has pointed out that life seems to be arranged backwards. We are called upon to make our most important choices at a time when we have the least amount of experience to guide us. Because of th...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
About GOD |
We are in danger of forgetting that we cannot do what God does, and that God will not do what we can do.
God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry it's weight
The majesty of God in...
Posted by ½Lil' mHe�� on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
