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Jodi

The cure for boredom is curiosity

About Me

"My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, /and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges." (D. Parker)

"Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing." (Ralph Richardson)

My Interests



Acting, Dance, Brave Theater, F.A. Premiere League, Obscure Reference Materials, Things Which are Very Shiny, Fiction (18th & 19th Century Preferred), Ogling Built Young Men as They Run About The Pitch for My Entertainment, Movies With Hobbits in Them, Dressing Too Young for My Age, Pretending I Don't Love BSG as Much as I Really Do, Shirking Responsibility...

I'd like to meet:

Harold Pinter, Tamoh Penikett, Cillian Murphy, Alan Rickman, whoever invented Pop-Tarts, Jackie Chan, Sylvie Guillem, Dorothy Parker, Ricky Gervais, Judi Dench, Don Cheadle, Wayne Rooney, Katee Sackhoff...

Music:

Leonard Cohen, Chet Baker, Imogen Heap, Iron & Wine, Mozart, The Dandy Warhols, The Shins, Fischerspooner, Postal Service, The Chieftans, Nick Drake, Jack Johnson, Gorillaz, The Frames, Tatiana Troyana, The Fire Theft, Billie Holliday, Bowie, Coldplay...

Movies:

LOTR, Disco Pigs, Closer, Die Hard (yeah I'm willing to admit it), Hurlyburly, Sexy Beast, Crash, All That Jazz, Henry V, Sense And Sensibility, The Turning Point, Glengarry Glen Ross, Waiting For Guffman, American Beauty, The Whale Rider, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Zefferelli's R&J...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica, The Office (the BBC one, not that NBC ripoff crapfest), Battlestar Galactica, Harvey Birdman, Battlestar Galactica, Father Ted, West Wing (way back when it was awesome), Battlestar Galactica...
Oh, and did I menion Battlestar Galactica?...
Click it.

Seriously.
CLICK IT.

Books:

The Harry Potter series yeah, so what?... V.S. Naipaul, Howard Barker's Collected Works, same for J.R.R. Tolkein, anything by Harold Pinter, Jane Austen, Vladimir Nabakov, and Ian McEwen. NOTHING Oprah has ever recommended. EVER.

Heroes:

The lovely Polina Seminova...

...the amazingly balanced Sofian Sylve...

...and The One And Only Boy Wonder...

(Say what you will, in MY opinion, there's absolutely NOthing wrong with a few rage issues... provided they're chanelled effectively, of course...)

..ALL of which leads us, naturally, to the only beautiful ballerina currently playing in the Premiereship...

My Blog

VANESSA MARCIL AND THE DUNST??!!

Soooo... the ever-so-clever folks over at MyHeritage SERIOUSLY think I look like Vanessa Marcil!!??... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Of course, they also say I look like T...
Posted by Jodi on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

KEVIN BACON GAME - THE HOME VERSION

As we all know, the ever-widening scope of computer applications development holds the gatekey towards providing mankind with doorways into the future, answers to the universe's most impenetrable...
Posted by Jodi on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

MCDREAMY VS MCDONALDS

Let me start off by freely admitting that I have never been a beauty, not even in the full bloom of my errant youth.  I wasn't even granted those particular looks some women g...
Posted by Jodi on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

UH... MOM, DAD...I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SUPERFAG

  So...yeah. Turns out I used to date this guy. Yeah, that's right, and not just casually. Oh, and he's the one on the BOTTOM, by the way, just to add injury to insult. The relationship ended ...
Posted by Jodi on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST