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Timothy

what the fuck is that noise? oh, it's the sound of children's laughter.

About Me

tallish. actor. carpenter. lanky. likes winter hats and the music that would naturally go along with said hats. the perfect combination of cynicism and idealism. cute if you like that sort of thing. used to wear big pants, then got over it.

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My Interests

going to the movies like it's your job. cigarettes. talking about movies you just watched while smoking cigarettes. winning that nobel prize in rock with the big rock show. getting into plays for free. getting into plays for free on opening night. auditioning for stuff that is on film.

I'd like to meet:

people who can manage to really, really like things with out being a dick about it. people like my sister. people like nathan dore and beebs. actors who are interested in/practice other things than acting.

Music:



Movies:



Television:

the family guy. futurama. the daily show. blind date. prison break. 24. it's always sunny in philadelphia. the office: both british and the american versions. sometimes i watch lost.

Books:

the best book ever written ever is east of eden. you shall know our velocity. anything by tony hoagland. survivor by phalaniuk. geek love.

Heroes:

diesel ashmore.

My Blog

New York Times Review of The 4th Graders Present an Unnamed Love/Suicide

yo. it's been a while since blogging but we're all excited so i want to share this.  ny times review of the show that i'm in in NYC.  if you are close by please come see it.  hope all i...
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:18:00 PST

the haps on the craps

in the past few days some things have happened. i will speak to them here:i saw stranger than fiction. it's a really good movie. go see it.for those of you that don't know my sob story, i was cast ...
Posted by Timothy on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

short notice

there is a rock show tonight (saturday)it's at strawdog. 3829 n. broadway.10:30 p.m.$5come out and see the motherfucker.
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

the black dahlia sucked ball

not kidding. at one point i lauged out loud. to those of you that have seen it, it was the part where scarlett johannsen yelled 'she looks like that dead girl!'. don't see it.  just go rent the m...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

so it's been a while.

quick hits for those that i haven't blogged to: - pictures of new (now new-ish) tattoo to come.  don't quite have any yet. - did a voice over for a john c. riley movie. - auditioned for a former ...
Posted by Timothy on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

an open letter to the amatuer porn stars of america

To Whom It May Concern,Take off your fucking socks. Please. It really kills the mood.Thank you for your time,Timothy C. Simons
Posted by Timothy on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

oh, and...

you know what i'm doing right now?organizing, alphabatizing, and cataloging my comic book collection in microsoft excel.i think this is fun.i'm not kidding.love tim
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST

this was inevitable

i'm going to blog about snakes on a plane.you know why i'm going to do this? casue it was fucking awesome. i was a nervous man going to see it, because what if it didn't live up to all the hype surr...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

where have i been?

well... i've been playing xbox under the tag 'stbmaster arson'. working. getting a tattoo. goin' around. i'm sure i'll throw something longer out soon. love tim...
Posted by Timothy on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

more to come, but a short one for right now.

as stated above, there will be a longer and more in depth blog about my travels out of town and back home in a day or so. for now i will tell you that the funniest thing that i have read recently is a...
Posted by Timothy on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:22:00 PST