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About Me


I'm a self-employed Graphic Designer.
I'm also a writer/blogger, entrepreneur, lousy golfer, a passionate but rugged Man of Science,, and a damn good cook.
When I'm not out saving the dolphins or the dolphin's mothers, I'm cutting smooth buttery beats and setting off smoke alarms in the local clubs with my smoldering dance moves.
Recent Accolades: • People Magazine's Most Beautiful 100 People Who Read Magazines • J.D. Power and Associates Customer Satisfaction Award • 5-time Academy Award, Watcher • Grammy-award Winning CD Buyer
It's hard for me to talk to girls because my foxy bedroom eyes are so blue, the ladies get swept away and can't contain their passion. It's a big problem. In school I was voted "Boy with the Sweetest Smile". (It was supposed to be awarded to the Jenkins boy, but then there was that mysterious fire at his house...)
When not working as a Julliard-trained pediatrician, my hobbies include sit-ups and telling my horse she's a good girl.
I rebroadcast portions of telecasts without written expressed permission, and tear the labels from mattresses. I also keep 16 items in my basket at the express checkout and remove the cologne samples from magazines in the dentist's office.

My Interests

Kissing girls. Chatting with hot womens on teh internets. Also, Unicorns, Ponies and moonbeams LOLz!!!

I'd like to meet:


Now accepting applications for my future ex-wife.
Ex-Strippers, fallen SuperModels,, and washed-up Porn Stars given special consideration.
Hot MILFs, Soccer Moms, Cougars and lonely divorcees also given special attention.
What others are saying:
"Don't let that boyish charm fool you. He once sold me a car with no engine."
"A stand up guy. I'd hire him any time." - Kenneth Lay
"Handsome, whip-smart, generous and kind" - Mom
"I want my stuff back." - Ex-Girlfriend "Great sense of humor." - Charles Manson "Get that microphone out of my face. And tell him I want my stuff back!" - Another Ex-Girlfriend
"No comment." - Dad
"You stink and I don't like you." - Jim Norton

Music:

Radiohead, Sirius Channel 26, Pandora, LastFM, Dub Beautiful Collective

Movies:

Dig!
Pulp Fiction
Bad Lieutenant
Reservoir Dogs
Trainspotting
Taxi Driver
The Departed
Godfather Trilogy
Good Fellas
Hitchcock
Spinal Tap
Caddyshack and most 80's flicks
Clockwork Orange
Documentary and indie films too numerous to mention.
Oh, and that movie...you know, the one with the guy...and that other guy...and he goes up on the building and that other guy is there...remember?

Television:

C-Span, Canadian Parliament, Infomercials, Test Pattern, Public Access, The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Books:


Currently:
Getting Things Done (David Allen)
Perfect for getting your ass in gear for the New year.
The Iraq Study Group Report
Some light bedtime reading...
1916 (Morgan Llewelyn)
A novel of the Irish rebellion of Easter 1916
The Sedona Method (Hale Dwoskin)
It's all about letting go...

Heroes:

"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."

My Blog

Resolutions for 2007

Dear Friends and Others -Below is my list of New Year's Resolutions for 2007:Catch up on moviesI've fallen a bit behind on my movie watching. For instance, does Naughty Asian Cheerleaders 12 have the...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

The 'Christmas Lady'

You all know who she is.She's the one full of so-called 'holiday cheer'.She's the one who thinks she really knows what Christmas is all about. The Christmas Lady is the one who starts playing the Chri...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

Sunspots..or Just a Black Cloud?

I once worked with a guy who blamed all the things that went wrong with your gadgets or computers on 'Sunspots'. Apparently, sunspots create shifts in the amount of radiation the sun gives off, and th...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Your Last Mortal Thought

Well, kids, Summer is almost over. Vacations are just about done, kids are going back to school. People are getting back to business. Myself included. So today I performed my seasonal ritual of pullin...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

Coming Soon: " I Rode the Bus with Ferris Bueller."

True Story.Coming soon.
Posted by DevilBoy" on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

...But Are We Really "Friends"?

I'm fairly new to this MySpace thing. I had no interest in it until a networking group I belong to put up a page, and I followed suit. I have to admit, it's a lot of fun, and I've already met some ni...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST

What I Learned Today.

Check your pockets.Today I discovered after washing AND drying all my shorts and T-shirts (basically my whole Summer wardrobe) that a black pen was left in the pocket of one of the shorts..and proce...
Posted by DevilBoy" on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:27:00 PST