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Karl Childers

I never used no hatchet that I remember...

About Me

They turned me loose from the state nervous hospital. They say I'm well.

My Interests

Working on lawn mowers and what-not. Sharpening lawn mower blades. Reading them books and talking to that boy. Eating french fried potaters and biscuits with mustard on em. Killin' Doyle hargraves with a lawnmower blade... Listenin' to that bluegrass music I reckon... Nuclear bombs and apocalyptic or disturbing images of all kinds...

I'd like to meet:

I don't rightly know. Some people that ain't mean like that ol' Doyle Hargraves over at the Wheatley house I reckon...

Music:

Differn't kinds. That bluegrass music. West Virginia bands of all kinds. I reckon I don't like Doyle Hargraves' band much.

Movies:

I don't reckon I watch many movies.

Television:

I don't reckon I watch much television.

Books:

The Bible. Books on carpentry, engineering and theology. Differn't ones I reckon.

Heroes:

God and the Lord Jesus Christ. Theodore Roosevelt. Thomas Jonathan (Stonewall) Jackson.

My Blog

Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections!

WASHINGTON (The Onion) -- After months of aggressive campaigning and with nearly 99 percent of ballots counted, politicians were the big winners in Tuesday's midterm election, taking all 435 seats in ...
Posted by Karl Childers on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

I don't reckon I like Richard Dawkins much...

I don't reckon I like that feller Richard Dawkins much... He said the other night on the television that there ain't no God. He's mean and he ain't no account neither... mmh... I studied a killin' him...
Posted by Karl Childers on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

Is Jesus the ONLY way?

IS JESUS THE ONLY WAY? This article first appeared in the Practical Apologetics column of the Christian Research Journal, volume 18, number 1 (1995). For further information or to subscribe to the C...
Posted by Karl Childers on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Karl Childers is a Positive Role Model...

Contrary to Doyle Hargraves' charaterization of Karl as a "humped-over retard", Karl Childers is a man of numerous virtues. I think there are a number of Karl's character traits that we would all do w...
Posted by Karl Childers on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST

French Fried Potaters are Good.

I like french fried potaters. Bill Cox usually goes to the Frosty freeze around lunch time and brings some back to the lawn mower outfit. They don't have biscuits down there.
Posted by Karl Childers on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:02:00 PST

Doyle Hargraves is MEAN.

That Doyle Hargraves is MEAN! He ain't no account either. He's mean to that boy Frank and his mother. I've been studyin' killing him with a lawn-mower blade.
Posted by Karl Childers on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:56:00 PST